Wedding Blog

yesterday my little sister and i went to the vera wang sample sale. The line was friggin long. We got in line around 10:30am and finally got to go in around 12:45pm. They were letting in 15 girls at a time. There was a girl in line ahead of me with her fiance and she had on a huge emerald cut engagement ring. It was beautiful! Even the security guy saw it and shooke her fiance’s hand. It looked like 3.5 to 4 carats and had these little tiny baguettes around it. My hands are small so it would look stupid on me but it was so pretty to look at. I mean she was like 12 people ahead of me and it just stood out!

So finally got in. I almost saw one cat fight. I was standing next to this black lady and we were looking through the same rack and there was a white lady looking at a rack behind us. So i guess when the black lady walked by her she bumped into her and said “sorry”. The white lady goes…

W: escuse me!
B: i said sorry!
W: saying sorry is not the same thing as saying excuse me.
B: what?!
W: saying sorry is not the same thing as saying excuse me.
B: listen. I said sorry. Okay? So that’s that.
W: i knwo but saying sorry is not the same thing as saying excuse me.
(i’m just standing there thinking “hit her! Hit her!”)
b: you now, if we were outside i would kick yo ass, so you lucky we inside.

…and then she walks away. Holy shit whitey! The aisles are tight, she said sorry so just leave it at that. Too much estrogen! Hot damn!

We walked out bare handed. A lot of the dresses we’re pretty but most of them were damaged and i saw way too much cellulite in the dressing room to last me a lifetime. And it’s not just cellulite, it’s cellulite in thongs. Need i say more?!