Wedding Blog

happiness is when I’m near you.

comfort is hearing you snore even though I can’t go to sleep because of it cause you’re so FRIGGIN loud.

caring is massaging me because my back went out even though you’re HURTING me and I’m telling you to STOP but you WON’T cause you want to KILL me before the wedding. Your plan failed sucka, I’m still alive! Muhaha!

confidence is when you hold my hand when I’m nervous about something.

laughter is when we make fun of stupid people which we do a lot.

warmth is when you hold me during a scary movie which I was probably FORCED to watch AGAINST my own will.

unity is when I do the dishes and make dinner and you take out the trash even though it’s my day to.

memories are when we flip through the scrap books I made you.

family is when you want to send my mother money to help her out and the one time we took lil hannah to Chuck E. Cheese and I was the only one small enough to go with her through the cheese factory which smelled like puke. But I took one for the team!

loyalty is when someone is mean to you and I want to claw out their eyes and kick them in the balls for upsetting you.

understanding is when we fight and make up and try to see where the other person is coming from and then I can go days reenacting your temper tantrum and you call me an ass but that won’t stop me butthead.

hugs are when we’re in the apt and you’re doing something and I’m doing something and when we walk by each other I just walk up to you and say “ah-na-joh me” (hold me) and you just hold me for a few seconds before we go back to what we were doing. The best thing about that is that you’ve never turned me down.

jealousy doesn’t exist. Except if you count that one time when you got mad at the boy at 3rd floor and you wanted to throw a shot glass at him from across the room and I kept asking you “so please explain in detail what you were feeling” and you kept telling me to shut up ’cause I had this big smile on my face ’cause I’ve never seen you get jealous but I wouldn’t shut up cause that’s just not what Ladybug does.

stubborness is something that we both need to work on. I just want to take this time out to let you know that even though I’m the one that says sorry most of the time that’s just because I want you to shut up. So that’s right, now you know I don’t mean it all the time. So there! It doesn’t mean you’ve won. Technically I win ’cause I got you to shut your trap. So that calculates up a bajillion girlfriend points for me. You’re way behind stinker. Only 25 points. How embarrasing.

and last…

love is knowing that you will be by my side till death do us part. Most likely it will be you first because i’m Ladybug. j/k. If you die I’ll die too cause I know you’re really just trying to get away from me. Haha sucka your plan would have failed again. Muhahahaha!

as you can see…we’re never serious.