Contract of Wifely Expectations

Mrs. Bee, New York Age and Occupation: 29, Weddingbee Publisher Fiance's Age and Occupation: 33, Internet Engagement Date: May 7, 2004 Wedding Date: March 5, 2005 Venue: Westside Loft, New York About Me: Yes, my name really is Bee! I love my blogging, wikis, and tabasco sauce!

February 24th, 2006 @ 8:06 am by Mrs. Bee

OMG you must check out this “Contract of Wifely Expectations” Travis Frey had drawn up for his wife. They include guidelines for everything from how often she has to shave to the minimum height requirement of her heels to required sex acts.

In exchange for fuilfilling these requirements, Frey would provide his wife with “Good Behavior Days” or GBD’s that she could use to get out of these daily tasks. I was going to write some highlights, but the entire thing is just so crazy you have to read it yourself. Check out all four pages.

Travis Frey is currently being held on charges for kidnapping his wife and a separate child pornography charge. I don’t know why she married him, but she didn’t sign the contract. Maybe that’s why he kidnapped her.

Mr. Bee is actually the one who sent me the link. Here’s an im from him quoting the contract:

Mr. Bee: during “my time”
Mr. Bee: you will not
Mr. Bee: argue about anything with me, or to me
Mr. Bee: complain about anything to me, or about me
Mr. Bee: you WILL
Mr. Bee: be subservient, submissive, and totally obedient
Mr. Bee: i think i may have signed this
Mr. Bee: when we got married

Hahaha he’s so funny.