Weddingbee Blog

This is the ranking of my sisters to make this entry easier to comprehend:

Sarah’s Wedding (2002) / Sorry it’s blurry.

Sarah / The oldest / 31 / Married / Pregnant / The normal one
Susan / #2 / 30 / Soon to be married / The bitch
Hannah / #3 / 28 / Student / Out to save the world
Esther / #4 / 26 / Married / 1 lil girl josie-poo-poo-butt
Nancy / #5 / 24 / Fashion Industry / Professional Paranoid Freak

My cell phone starts ringing this morning at 9:30am while I’m at my desk…

Me: Hello?
Sarah: (my oldest sister) Hi Susan.
Me: Hi Sarah. Sarah, what have I told you about calling me on my cell phone between the hours of 9-5 during the week while I’m at work?
Sarah: Susan, my water just broke.
Me: *GASP* What? Really?!

So I told Sarah that I’d let everyone know, so I call Hannah…

Hannah: Hello?
Me: Hi Hannah.
Hannah: Hi Susan.
Me: Sarah’s water broke!
Hannah: *GASP* What? Really?!

So I told Hannah to call Esther and that I would call Nancy…

Nancy: (in a really bored tone) Hello?
Me: Hi Nancy
Nancy: Hi (I mean you can’t sound more bored than how she sounded)
Me: Sarah’s water broke!
Nancy: *GASP* What? Really?!

Hannah calls me back….
Hannah: I called Esther and I was like “Hi Esther” and she’s like “Hi Hannah” and I say “Sarah’s water broke!” and she goes “OH CRAP!”

Hahahaha… I’m going to be an aunt again!