I Am Efficient (and Inappropriate)

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Mrs. Caterpillar, New York/CA Age and Occupation in 06: 28, Corporate Attorney to be Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Musician Engagement Date: March 9, 2006 Wedding Date: September, 2006 Venue: Rooster Point About Me: I don't like Jeff Koons, mushy corn, or the unnecessary diacritical marks the New Yorker adds to words like cooperative. Also, I'm an obsessive compulsive when it comes to crafts. And not just the ordinary kind of obsessive compulsive who needs to have everything even and aligned. No. I've gilded the heads of pins to make sure they looked properly antique. Gilded them. Then coated them in german glass glitter. I am that crazy.

I Am Efficient (and Inappropriate)

March 3rd, 2006 @ 4:43 pm by Mrs. Caterpillar
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I Am Efficient (and Inappropriate) : wedding new york Jimmy1 jimmy1.jpg

1. I booked the wedding site today.
2. I bought my dress/veil/lingerie/shoes today.
3. My shoes are gold sandals with 4″ heels, similar to the ones above. Not so appropriate.
4. I looked at bridesmaid dresses. But at Carolina Herrera, which is just mean.
5. I bought some other shoes today, just because I wanted them. They’re 4.5″ round toe pumps.
6. I refused to buy the recommended bodysuit/contortionist contraption because it had a thong. Thongs are gross.
7. I bought the 4.5″ shoes in tan, but I really wanted them in black and white snakeskin.
8. I am being pressured to send Save-the-Date cards, but I think they’re kind of weird.