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Mrs. Caterpillar, New York/CA Age and Occupation in 06: 28, Corporate Attorney to be Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Musician Engagement Date: March 9, 2006 Wedding Date: September, 2006 Venue: Rooster Point About Me: I don't like Jeff Koons, mushy corn, or the unnecessary diacritical marks the New Yorker adds to words like cooperative. Also, I'm an obsessive compulsive when it comes to crafts. And not just the ordinary kind of obsessive compulsive who needs to have everything even and aligned. No. I've gilded the heads of pins to make sure they looked properly antique. Gilded them. Then coated them in german glass glitter. I am that crazy.

Nothing Says “Bridal” Like a Naked Man

March 14th, 2006 @ 7:21 am by Mrs. Caterpillar

I secretly love Impression Bridal. They offer nothing that is not crazy. And their gowns even work miracles! From their press release about “Magic Fit”:

Magic Fit gowns have been engineered to reduce the wearers’ waist size by up to three inches while simultaneously increasing her bust measurement by the same. Other elements of magic fit are more subtle, decreasing the need for alterations and flattering the bodies’ natural shape.

Amazing, no? Maybe it moves the fat up from the mid-section and adds it to the bust. I think I had that idea some time ago, but the technical aspects eluded me.