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Today I was at work minding my own business when the package delivery woman came up and made me sign for a box.

Guess what I got from Aegie? I am truly touched. She doesn’t even know me and she sent me this because she thought I was stressed out.

She even got me a card! Let me read you the card she wrote to me: (Ahem)

Dear Susan,
I worship the ground you walk on. I am not a lesbian but if I were I wish you were my woman. I think we could be best friends if we met. It would mean so much to me if I could braid your hair like Pocahontas and just be in your presence. Please consider this.

I also want to give you 2 free puppies. I know you’ll name them something clever like Hercules and Zeus.

Love,
Angie.

How did you know?! So sweet! Psych. That’s not what she wrote you gullible biotches. I showed Mr. Ladybug and he swears that we are “all crazy bitches.” He’s soooo jealous and don’t even know it.

Thank you so much Ange. I am honestly from the bottom of my heart truly moved. Now we have to meet and hold hands like lesbians and skip down Park Ave and scare all the rich people in their chinchilla fur coats!! Hahaha. No but seriously we have to meet. Have you ever touched chinchilla? It feels really REALLY nice. I would just buy a chinchilla fur coat just to have it next to me while I watch TV so I can just pet it all day long and talk to it.