Check out this killer diamond ring.

“The razor-sharp diamond point is set into the ring so it can’t get knocked out when you smash someone’s face in, and the edges of the ring are really soft so it won’t cut into your skin during the pounding. It’s romantic because it means, ‘Will you marry me?’ but it also means, ‘I can’t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won’t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.’”
Haha…. brilliant.
(source: liweddings)
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