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Here I is walking out with my momma. She looked so cute in her purple hahn-bok.

Isn’t our venue beautiful? I thought it was pretty but these photos make it look immaculate!

Ok so here’s where the story gets funny…

While I was up in the bridal suite before the wedding, Mr. Ladybug runs in and goes, “Hun! You wanna kiss at the end of the ceremony?”

“I’d like to. I think it’d be cute.”

So my mofo went downstairs and told the minister that we wanted to smooch. At a traditional Korean wedding you just bow to each other and that’s it. At the end of the ceremony he told us to bow and then it was over! WTF man? Where’s my smooch?! So Mr. Ladybug looks all confused, I’m trying to play it cool and whispering to him that it’s ok, and I see his mom trying to make eye contact with the minister while tapping her mouth.

By then it was too late. You see above how we’re walking down the aisle in the photo above?! That’s because the ceremony ended. Lil Hannah insisted that she escort us down.

We go down the aisle, get to the end and start to turn left to go through the double doors (this was all practiced during rehearsal) then I hear the minister asking us to come back?! I turn around my entire bridal is not there, all our guests are still standing by their seats just looking back at us.

WTF? and hun why you be steppin on my dress yo? I love Mr. Ladybug’s face in this. It’s like “I’m sorry, Como say what?”
So Mr. Ladybug and I walk backwards ’til we hit the aisle and then l lean back to look down the aisle and I see the minister beckoning us to come back. What in tarnation is going on?!

We get to the front and then the minister mentions that we wanted to kiss and he forgot to put it in the ceremony.

COULD THERE HAVE BEEN ANY MORE PRESSURE HAD IT BEEN A NORMAL WEDDING KISS?!

Da Kiss

I actually like it that it got messed up. A nice cute flava added in. So now it’s really over!

Walking down the aisle part deux:

Watch out! Pimps and Ho’s comin down the aisle!

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