Weddingbee

The weather on Saturday basically sucked booty. Here’s a photo that I took while driving into Manhattan on our way to Queens.

Kum Gang San
I’ve eaten here twice and both times I thought the food was pretty good. In the back they have a reception room set up for private parties. Here are some photos taken in the changing rooms downstairs.

While waiting, Anna found a rack of hahn-boks and hats behind the folding screens. So what do you do when you have 2 psycho bitches and a few crazy hats?

I always crack up when I see the photo below of Korean Psycho Princess Leah, er I mean Anna. You look like a rabid bitch girl! Hahaha….I love these photos. I am going to show them to your offspring when they are bad so they have nightmares! Muhahaha!

The necklace I had on was a 30th anniversary gift from Mr. Ladybug’s dad to his mom. She whipped it out of her security deposit box for me to wear that night. It didn’t go with the dress but I was really touched that she wanted me to wear it. I felt like a gangsta and if I had a chinchilla fur coat it would have been perfect; but it seriously was a lotta bling. I was willing to do whatever she wanted since this was her night to shine in front of her friends.

The Ceremony / Reception
Here are the moms walking down again.

Here we are walking down the aisle.

Mr. Ladybug’s mom and I hugging.

My mom about to hug Mr. Ladybug.

The back of my momma’s head. So fluffy. Like brown clouds.

My reception dress.

Mr. Ladybug and I feeding each other cake.

Oh this part was lovely! They made us sing karaoke together. We sang a Korean song called Nuhreul Sahrang heh (Translation: I Love You)

My mom, Aung Grace, and Aunt Yung.

I’m trying to breathe on Aunt Yung and for some reason she was not down with it. In the last photo Aunt Grace and I are having a stare down while hugging. It looks like we’re lusting for each other but we really weren’t and then she started cracking up and spit on me while doing so, so she ruined that magical moment. Thanks eemoh. That was precious. I love my aunts!

Vaish and Carmelicious! One of my favorite couples.

Ice Sculpture

Wedding cake - Do you see that long sword to the right of the cake? That’s our cake cutting knife. Uh huh. Yup. I was gonna ask for something bigger.

Ok so Kum Gan San calls me on Friday and asks me to email them a few photos and that they’re going to give us a gift. I thought maybe a slide show presentation or something. Boy was I wrong. Instead they blew up one of our photos to about a 5′x7′ banner and stuck it in the front of the room.

Someone suggested that we hang it above our bed. I suggested that we hang it outside our front window for all our neighbors to see. Of all the nice photos I sent they picked this one? Haha. My sister was making fun of it which is why when she gets married I’m hanging it up at her venue be the front door.

Ok so I’m at home sick today but not sick enough to have a little fun while staying indoors. Just so you have an idea of how BIG this banner is…

Move over biotch while I sit on your face. This is my man! You cold hun? I’ll hold you, just close your eyes and let’s just get some sleep. Shush now. Rock a bye baby on the tree top…

Note: My husband just came out of the bedroom so I showed him the last photo and he called me a loser. That’s why I’m sleeping with HIM and not you ya weenie.

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