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A Mother’s Revenge

June 2nd, 2006 @ 9:04 am by Mrs. Bee

A wedding joke for your Friday amusement. (Thanks daisy028!)

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement — not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all it’s your special day.” A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.” Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.”

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16 Responses to “A Mother’s Revenge”

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Stacia

That is funny! She is so smart ;)

 
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elsa

ROAAAAAAAAAAAR~!
ha ha ha ha ha

 
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Andi

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah!! that’s the BEST mother EVER!!

 
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Miss Grasshopper

Ha ha ha. That’s awesome.

 
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Hannah

LOL

 
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angie

slick! very slick!!

 
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YuMMie

this is the best revenge! such a cute story =)

 
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miss snail

hahaha that sounds like something i would do in my old age.

 
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susie

HAHHAHAHAHAH!!! i love it!!!!

 
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Grace

Omg, am I the only one who doesn’t get it? X_X

 
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Mrs. Bee

She’s wearing the dress at the rehearsal dinner - the night before the wedding - so her ex husband’s new wife won’t be able to wear that same dress at the wedding the following day.

 
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Amy

lololol i wonder if this is a true story?

 
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leishia

Cunningly Classic! :)

 
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Rose

What a funny mother. I’d do the same thing!

 
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