Mr. Spider: Babe, you’ve been staring at that page for a long time, what are you looking at?
Me: Ahhh, centerpieces, just um, looking for inspiration.
Mr. Spider: Why do you look like you’re drooling?
Me: These um flowers, are rrrreeeaaallllyyyy beautiful…
Wanna see the “flowers” I was staring at? Haha, I bring you - the hidden perks of wedding planning:

Claiborne Tuxedo, Afterhours.com
Have mercy….
Well, I was going to look for Mr. Rose’s tux today anyway, but it looks like I need to bump that particular task item up the list…
Like NOW.