Weddingbee Blog

July 15th / Sat

Lay out on the beach day! I’m so excited! It looked like this when we woke up.

We got out there around 12:30ish after having lunch. So here we are, laying out.

Do you see the sun? That’s funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Neither do I! So sad. The sun came out for 15 minutes then said “Peace Out Biotch!”

We layed out in the clouds till 4 then headed up to our dinky 12×12 hotel swimming pool on the roof.

Ok so eventually we gave up on the sun and I don’t want to hear any shit about what I’m about to tell you. It’s ugly but it’s part of their culture, and I wanted to experience it while we were down there. We went to a cock fight and can I just say that I have never seen grown men get so excited over 2 chickens! I really thought some of the older guys were going to keel over and have a stroke the way they were yelling. Yes it was sad. I had to look away when I saw the blood. They were serving tacos and I really wanted one but then I saw that it was chicken tacos and I’m thinking uh yeah. No spank you.

For our last dinner we wanted to try real Puerto Rican food so the hotel recommended Platos which was right down the street.

The little container I’m holding is guava butter. It was delicious!

For dessert we ordered plantain cheesecake. It was ok. I think I’m allergic to fresh plantain. It made my mouth feel funny.

July 16th / Sun

Oh shit. We’re back.

Oh and the dinner bill on the first night was on our final hotel bill when we checked out. Mr. Ladybug basically said f you, we’re not paying for it. Assholes man.

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To my favorite travel partner: Thank you for everything hun. Your love for me shows in everything that you do for us. My heart is forever yours.