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We decided that this trip would be WAY over our budget. Maybe some day.

I have decided that once our kids graduate from college and get decent jobs, they will be forced by moi to chip in and send the hubs and I here. This is the only reason I’m thinking of having children. I keed! Sike, no I’m not.

Future Child: But mom I’m too little!
Me: Stop making excuses just because you only 8! Get a job, save up for this trip for me and your dad, and then you can quit!
Future Child: But what about school?
Me: Fuck school son. I’ll teach you how to add and subtract.
Future Child: Mom you’re smart.
Me: Please son. Tell me something I don’t already know.

Ok you can put your phones down right now if you’re thinking about calling some child abuse helpline. Hell I’m not even pregnant. Check back with me in about 23 years. I’ll give you my number then. And don’t think about ratting me out to the husband. I guarantee you he will be all for abusing our children to get what we want. So you can fogeddaboudit!

::: M A L D I V E S :::
Population: 270,000
Language: Dhivehi / English is widely spoken
Currency: Rufiyaa / Laaree
Time: 10 hours ahead of est
Capital: Male
Best time to go: November - April
No of Islands: 1200. Only 200 are inhabited. 88 are developed for tourist resorts. The remaining are inhabited by locals. It’s a government ruling that the 2 can’t be combined.
Things To Do: Night Fishing / Snorkeling / Diving / Biking / Sight Seeing