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Mrs. Caterpillar, New York/CA Age and Occupation in 06: 28, Corporate Attorney to be Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Musician Engagement Date: March 9, 2006 Wedding Date: September, 2006 Venue: Rooster Point About Me: I don't like Jeff Koons, mushy corn, or the unnecessary diacritical marks the New Yorker adds to words like cooperative. Also, I'm an obsessive compulsive when it comes to crafts. And not just the ordinary kind of obsessive compulsive who needs to have everything even and aligned. No. I've gilded the heads of pins to make sure they looked properly antique. Gilded them. Then coated them in german glass glitter. I am that crazy.
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Tomorrow I will be in San Francisco having my dress fitted for the second time. NB: This is not a second fitting. I actually have to have my dress altered down a second time.

I’m sure this will cost me a billion dollars since the wedding is on Saturday, and it was just last Friday that I realized my pants don’t fit . . . and my shirts don’t fit . . . except for that chihuahua sized one that shrank in the wash . . . and my rehearsal dinner dress is falling down around my ankles . . . . *%#$@!

Don’t let this happen to you. When all the crazy madness starts, put ear plugs in. And make sure you eat food. And just ignore those weird relatives who compare everything in your wedding to the wedding your stupid cousin had in 1986 that had the really really nice dress from Vera Wang or whatever. And if worse comes to worst, just pretend you don’t speak English. Then they’ll leave you alone.

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6 Responses to “Wedding Stress = Dress Doesn’t Fit”

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Miss Lily

Oh dear, you are wasting away! I’m sure they can fix your dress!

 
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Katie

Omg–don’t worry about your dress; I’m sure they’ll make it fit perfectly.

I had to lol at the 1986 wedding thing–people are already doing it to me, though these are GOOD comparisons “Yours is going to be SO much more elegant,” etc.

 
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Lilcee

OMG. I know how you feel. The week leading up to the wedding, I didn’t even think about eating. DH and I lost a bit of weight b/c we were so stressed.

The day of, make sure you have your MOH order or bring food for you and that she has to practically hand feed you. Don’t forget about the straws. The lipstick should be the last thing on you before you walk out that door.

 
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Mrs. Bee

deep breath… it’ll all be over soon… plus you’ll look extra stunning with the weight loss. :)

 
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Tristan

It will be fine. If all else fails, use double stick tape! The Bridal Savyor

 
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J

Every wedding is different and beautiful in its own way. How stupid it is to compare! You’ll be just fine Miss Caterpillar. Try not to stress (even though it’s natural) because stress sure doens’t help anything!

Which bridal salon are you using in SF? I’m doing my dress shopping there too. Do you recommend the store where you’re getting your dress from?

 

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Mrs. Caterpillar
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Mrs. Caterpillar, New York/CA Age and Occupation in 06: 28, Corporate Attorney to be Fiance's Age and Occupation: 29, Musician Engagement Date: March 9, 2006 Wedding Date: September, 2006 Venue: Rooster Point About Me: I don't like Jeff Koons, mushy corn, or the unnecessary diacritical marks the New Yorker adds to words like cooperative. Also, I'm an obsessive compulsive when it comes to crafts. And not just the ordinary kind of obsessive compulsive who needs to have everything even and aligned. No. I've gilded the heads of pins to make sure they looked properly antique. Gilded them. Then coated them in german glass glitter. I am that crazy.

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