Eyebrows

Eyebrows

September 28th, 2006 @ 3:01 pm by Mrs. Spider
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My blissful morning shower was abruptly interrupted when Mr. Spider came bursting through the door in the following scene:

Him: BABE, I accidentally shaved my eyebrow!!!

Me: WHAT?!?! Why the heck were you shaving your eyebrows??!!

Him: I shaved it accidentally…

Me: Why the heck was the shaver around your eyebrows?

Him: (No Response)

This is when I step out and take a look and sure enough a huge chunk of Stinky’s left brow is missing.

Me: OMG. How did this happen?

Him: (No Response)

I grab my eyebrow pencil and fill in the hole.

Him: (Admiring my handy work in the mirror) Wow, not bad.

Me: Dude, of course it’s not bad, look at my eyebrows- I have but three little hairs to work with but my shit looks full everyday.

Him: Guess I’ll have to draw it in on our wedding day too.

Me: Now can you tell me how the hell you shaved your eyebrow?

Him: My forehead was kinda flaky so I thought I could smooth it out with my shaver and I went too far down.

Me: OMG. I have no words for you.

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28 Responses to “Eyebrows”

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tristan

Oh no! Right before the wedding too!

Well, good patch job miss spider!

9/28/06 @ 3:10 pm (reply)

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lindsay

oh goodness. gave me a good laugh. sorry about stinky’s eyebrow. especially right before the wedding. ugh.

9/28/06 @ 3:12 pm (reply)

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Miss Bluebell

hahahaha wow! that totally sounds like something my fiance would do. i sent him this link with the comment “DON’T DO THAT”. i’m glad you’re able to patch it up nicely though!!

9/28/06 @ 3:14 pm (reply)

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Miss Plum

LOL you’re making me laugh out loud at work!

9/28/06 @ 3:18 pm (reply)

Guest

hahahahha!

9/28/06 @ 3:21 pm (reply)

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Miss Blueberry

I must admit, I just clicked on the “eyebrows” tag just to see what else eyebrow-related had been posted on here.

9/28/06 @ 3:22 pm (reply)

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Lynn

Haha…too funny!

9/28/06 @ 3:28 pm (reply)

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YuMMie

OH my! puahahahhaaaa~ Well, you’re a great makeup artist so do your magic!

9/28/06 @ 3:31 pm (reply)

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jen

LOL. That’s hilarious!!

9/28/06 @ 3:45 pm (reply)

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snot

AHAHAHAHA. that’s hilarious. and very cute.

9/28/06 @ 3:50 pm (reply)

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Miss Spider

hahaha mr. spider said “when i heard KUKUKKUKUKUK, I knew I was in trouble.”

he also said he told ppl at work he “fell asleep” shaving which of course prompts two questions:

1. how the heck do you fall asleep shaving and end up from your chin to your forehead?
2. who actually believed that story???

9/28/06 @ 3:50 pm (reply)

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Guest

lol, that was so cute and funny!

9/28/06 @ 4:09 pm (reply)

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creme_de_violet

Out of curiosity, what type of pencil do you use for you and your fiance’s eyebrows?

9/28/06 @ 4:12 pm (reply)

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Miss Spider

i use the chanel brow pencil in brown.

9/28/06 @ 4:21 pm (reply)

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Guest

Miss Spider you (and Mr Spider) crack me up!!!!

This is a little off the topic (although it is about eyebrows), but can anyone recommend a good place to get your brows professionally shaped, and how far in advance of the wedding would you recommend getting it done?

9/28/06 @ 4:26 pm (reply)

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janie

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! that was hilarious!

9/28/06 @ 4:37 pm (reply)

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kanipark

after the jump… i was hoping for pictures kekeke…

9/28/06 @ 5:00 pm (reply)

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Laura

tell him not to feel bad. I’ve done the EXACT same thing (thought removing dry skin with a razor was a good idea, and forgot my eyebrow was there!).

9/28/06 @ 5:27 pm (reply)

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Tea

i had to keep my giggles down since i’m at work. lol. i hope my bf doesn’t pull this…i don’t wear makeup so i wouldn’t have any handy to fill in a missing brow…except a sharpie.

9/28/06 @ 5:59 pm (reply)

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weddingwishes

HAHAHAHAHA.

9/28/06 @ 6:27 pm (reply)

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