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My blissful morning shower was abruptly interrupted when Mr. Spider came bursting through the door in the following scene:
Him: BABE, I accidentally shaved my eyebrow!!!
Me: WHAT?!?! Why the heck were you shaving your eyebrows??!!
Him: I shaved it accidentally…
Me: Why the heck was the shaver around your eyebrows?
Him: (No Response)
This is when I step out and take a look and sure enough a huge chunk of Stinky’s left brow is missing.
Me: OMG. How did this happen?
Him: (No Response)
I grab my eyebrow pencil and fill in the hole.
Him: (Admiring my handy work in the mirror) Wow, not bad.
Me: Dude, of course it’s not bad, look at my eyebrows- I have but three little hairs to work with but my shit looks full everyday.
Him: Guess I’ll have to draw it in on our wedding day too.
Me: Now can you tell me how the hell you shaved your eyebrow?
Him: My forehead was kinda flaky so I thought I could smooth it out with my shaver and I went too far down.
Me: OMG. I have no words for you.
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Oh no! Right before the wedding too!
Well, good patch job miss spider!
oh goodness. gave me a good laugh. sorry about stinky’s eyebrow. especially right before the wedding. ugh.
hahahaha wow! that totally sounds like something my fiance would do. i sent him this link with the comment “DON’T DO THAT”. i’m glad you’re able to patch it up nicely though!!
LOL you’re making me laugh out loud at work!
hahahahha!
I must admit, I just clicked on the “eyebrows” tag just to see what else eyebrow-related had been posted on here. 
Haha…too funny!
LOL. That’s hilarious!!
AHAHAHAHA. that’s hilarious. and very cute.
hahaha mr. spider said “when i heard KUKUKKUKUKUK, I knew I was in trouble.”
he also said he told ppl at work he “fell asleep” shaving which of course prompts two questions:
1. how the heck do you fall asleep shaving and end up from your chin to your forehead?
2. who actually believed that story???
lol, that was so cute and funny!
Out of curiosity, what type of pencil do you use for you and your fiance’s eyebrows?
Miss Spider you (and Mr Spider) crack me up!!!!
This is a little off the topic (although it is about eyebrows), but can anyone recommend a good place to get your brows professionally shaped, and how far in advance of the wedding would you recommend getting it done?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! that was hilarious!
tell him not to feel bad. I’ve done the EXACT same thing (thought removing dry skin with a razor was a good idea, and forgot my eyebrow was there!).
i had to keep my giggles down since i’m at work. lol. i hope my bf doesn’t pull this…i don’t wear makeup so i wouldn’t have any handy to fill in a missing brow…except a sharpie.
hahahha
oh my goodness…that’s a story worth telling.
men, and why we love them!
haha, great story
ha ha ha. i am lol’ing all over my desk about this. a flaky forehead?! that’s so great.
that made my day! although I am sorry about your fiance’s missing eyebrow..
I should be crazy sympathetic…but i’m laughing my ass off. I think I would have just nodded my head and walked away after he explained…hahahah(me still laughing)
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Mrs. Spider, New York
Age and Occupation: 27, Paralegal
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Advisor Research
Engagement Date: December 30, 2005
Wedding Date: October 2006
Venue: Jericho Terrace - Long Island, NY
About Me: My favorite parts of wedding planning are DIY projects and figuring out ways to incorporate old traditions into a modern affair.
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