Wedding Blog

I never wake up at 4:30AM on a Saturday. Never!

Okay, maybe I did once when I was about 10 years old and I couldn’t wait to enter the gates of Disney World…

But, seriously… for me, this is a wretched, heinous act. Sure, I stay up late all the time. But waking up early is a terrible and unnatural event for me. And my body is completely rejecting me right now. Whhhhyyyyy would I subject myself willingly to this type of torture?

For a dress. Not just any dress. The dress.

Oh yes. I can’t believe it either. I’ve unbalanced my personal laws of nature for some yards of silk.

In order to save a couple hundred bucks on NYC taxes, I decided to have it shipped to my parent’s house in NJ. It’s supposed to arrive between 8am and 12noon and must be signed for. My first thought was “That is horrible that people have to work those kind of hours!” And then I totally assumed that no one in their right mind would ever make any plans before Saturday afternoon. Well, I should have known that no one in my family is in their right mind…

*sigh*

I can’t believe I’m doing this. And, of all things, for a dress! What’s next..? Making a deal with the devil for perfect wedding weather??!! (Sadly, it just might be something I would consider…)