In The Bedroom

In The Bedroom

January 31st, 2007 @ 4:55 pm by Mrs. Lily
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I admit it. When we first started dating, sometimes we would change up which side of the bed we sleep on. Mr. Lily on the right, Miss Lily on the left. Miss Lily on the right, Mr. Lily on the left. But it has been many, many (many!) moons since we have swapped bed sides. I sleep on the left and I love the left. It’s my side. I know just how many paces I need to stumble to snooze in the morning, and have even carved out a nice little imprint of myself on that side of the bed. So when Mr. Lily laid down on my side of the bed last night and refused to move, I was aggravated to say the least.

Me: Noooooooooooooo. Gimme my side back!
Mr. L: Why? You can deal for one night, I want your side tonight.
Me: (as I try, unsuccessfully, to push Mr. Lily over) You’re going to ruin my sleep.
Mr. L: You’e loco.
Me: (as I try to squeeze my body flat underneath him and heave him over). Get over!
Mr. L: No (as he throws me to his side and uses his arms as a straight jacket to keep me there).

I swear I circled the bed 15 times trying to get him to move! I tried poking, proding, yelling, a fake tear or two. Finally, he agreed to move if I promised to let him have my side on Saturday night (which seemed better than ruining my weekday routine… and maybe he won’t remember? Doubtful!). Mr. Lily said he wants my side once a month. Um. Nope. My sleep patterns are honed to perfection on the left — why mess with that?

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5 Responses to “In The Bedroom”

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Amma

That’s a definate NO NO! Your side is your side, i totally agree with you…However, when my fiance isnt home, i sleep on his side cause it makes me feel closer to him. Cheesy, i know.

1/31/07 @ 5:06 pm (reply)

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graciette2

I wake up later than my FI does. So after he leaves in the morning, I love to sleep diagonally! Head on his side, feet on mine. =)

1/31/07 @ 5:10 pm (reply)

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Tessa

hahaha… that sounds like something my FI would do, just to get my goat!

1/31/07 @ 5:13 pm (reply)

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Grace

My fiance and I def. have our own “sides”. Once I tried to sleep on his side and he refused to let me. haha. But like the other ladies above on my days off when the Fiance goes off to work I slowly migrate to his side. I love sleeping diagonally as well.

1/31/07 @ 5:55 pm (reply)

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ally

I do that too. When we first started dating i just picked the side closest to the wall, the right side. So it has been my side since. but now he says that it was really his side that i stole. he normally sleeps in the middle. one time he tried to steal my side and i gave him hell and laid on top of him and fought with him til i got my side back. but when i do stay over and get up first, he moves over to my side cuz he says it smells like me. but he also likes to harass me to get me all riled up. =)

2/1/07 @ 1:45 pm (reply)