Wedding Blog

Hello! It’s awfully nice to be here! -awkward silence- Hmmm. Tough crowd. I guess I’ll start with the 411 on this wedding of mine– er, ours.

It’s taking place in New England, in a great big wallop of a state called Maine (where we sell things like moose droppings and actually eat them too).

A spring-ish affair, with lots of branches, forsythia, birdies, and the colors yellow, brown, and a hint of apple-green (a color combination that I often refer to as the toilet bowl trio… but enough with this talk about bodily functions…).

Hmm, what else? Well, this is a budget wedding because I have yet to finish grad school and Mr. Broccoli has been humming the nursing/med-school tune for awhile now. It’s also somewhat of a non-traditional wedding, since Mr. Broccoli and I are both originally from Eastern Europe.

Oh, and did I mention that I have less than two months to wrap things up before the big day?

I hope I can be of some use to all you readers out there, or at least good for a laugh as you plan your own weddings. Cheers and many smiles!