Mr. Monkey, New York
Age and Occupation: 27, Internet
Wedding Date: September 2007
His and Her Registry
March 21st, 2007 @ 12:54 pm by Mr. Monkey
Chris, our first groom blogger, has officially joined weddingbee as Mr. Monkey! Icon coming soon…
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Here’s a snippet of a conversation I had with my fiance this morning:
fiance when should we start our registry? i definitely want a vacuum, knives, mixer, one nice plate set
mr. monkey i want a giraffe, a swing set, and some gummy worms
fiance: cutting board, apron
mr. monkey: blow darts, giant bouncy balls, disco lamp
fiance: new sheets
mr. monkey: banana hammocks
fiance: comforter, tupperware
mr. monkey: robots, a tank of gasoline, firecrackers
There should really be a his and her registry.
21 Responses to “His and Her Registry”
LOL. Welcome Mr. Monkey!
mr. monkey: banana hammocks
EW!
yay for mr. monkey. he will definitely add a new dimension to weddingbee. welcome aboard!
though your registry sounds more fun. i want that. especially the robots and firecrackers.
woot woot! 
welcome!
HA HA HA… Welcome Mr. Monkey! That’s awesome!
We compromised– we registered for matching DDR dance pads, a robot vacuum cleaner, a pirate shower curtain set… cookie cutters SHAPED like zoo animals…
Doesn’t everyone have robots on their registry? Or is it only the science fiction geeks like Mr Pencils and me? 
However, I draw the line at banana hammocks.
Mr. Monkey don’t forget a deep fryer. A must for “bad food night”.
how exciting, i’m looking forward to more hiliarous posts from you, mr. monkey!
haha awesome
Welcome, Mr Monkey! You’re cracking me up already 
Unfortunately (for Mr Blueberry) we’re not registered anywhere with too much fun stuff, but our B3 registry nonetheless contains a talking toilet lotion dispenser, glow-in-the-dark sheets, and a Marvin Gaye CD
Welcome Mr Monkey.
We actually do a have a his and hers registry. He has a registry that he set up at Sears. It has all sorts of tools and gadgets on it and I have a registry at Macy’s with all the kitchen and bath items. Not to say that I don’t have a couple fun items at Sears and he also has a few items at Macy’s. But it helps him keep involved and feel he has his own special presents too.
Welcome Mr. Monkey!! Don’t let Mr. Kiwi see this, or he’s going to start requesting the slingshot again.
I wish we had thought about registering for robots! I love retro robots and my hubby really wants a robo sapiens. Your posts are hilarious and I always share them with my hubby. If you are ever out in PNW, I might be persuaded to give you a firecracker from my stash as a wedding present.
Welcome Mr. Monkey! This is awesome. It will be really refreshing to have a guy’s opinion! Hey, wait a minute..why aren’t you a veggie?
we decided to give him something a little more masculine.
LOL welcome mr. monkey!! hahah it’s going to be great getting a male perspective amid all the estrogen around here! =)
A male perspective will me awesome! I am so with you on the tank of gas!
love your sense of humor Mr. Monkey…or are you for real? hehe
why does every male bee blogger have the same exact sense of humor?
I hope your posts grow from these stereotypical “groom” jokes into some real, honest male opinions on wedding planning. I personally would find that more worthwhile! Looking forward to hearing more from you.
too funny…
