6 Random and Weird Things About Muah

Mrs. Hibiscus, Orange County Age and Occupation in 06: 25, Eyebal Doc Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, Commerical Underwriter Engagement Date: September 26, 2004 Wedding Date: July 7, 2007 Venue: Laguna Beach on the beach, reception on a yacht in Newport Beach About Me: I'm an eyeball doc. Normal is boring. I'm a hat person and a cat person. I'm in love (so very very in love). I'm a dreamer. I want to change the world. Superheroes are my friends. Kindness is contagious. Music is in my heart. Carpe diem.

March 30th, 2007 @ 4:07 pm by Mrs. Hibiscus

1. I am 25 and have never been drunk in my life. I do not drink, have not taken any drugs with the exception of medicine (which I never really take as well).

2. I am allergic to calamari. I did not find this out until last year.

3. I can’t fold my tongue into a taco like everyone else in the whole entire world. I believe BOTH your parents have to not be able to do this trait in order for you not to be able to. So sad…..

4. I have a butt fetish. I like to smack people on the butt. Even people I hardly know. I can’t help it. One day, someone will get terribly offended and I’ll have a sexual harassment law suit on my hands.

5. I can cry waterworks on command. It scares the hell out of my friends who insist that there’s no way I’m faking and try to get me to talk about my feelings for an hour.

6. I have clothes in my closet ranging from size 0 to 11. Yes, I have been both those sizes and everything in between.

Wow…..random……I love it!

13 Responses to “6 Random and Weird Things About Muah”

Emily says:

I can’t fold my tongue either!!! I don’t even know if I’ve ever met anyone else lacking this ability! How exciting to know I’m not the only one!

3/30/07 at 4:20 pm (reply)

ocicats says:

Great post! I don’t have a butt fetish but when I walk beside someone I always accidentally smack them in the butt.

3/30/07 at 4:26 pm (reply)

Didi says:

if i could, i would shape everyone’s eyebrows. i’m not an over plucker either, i’m just drawn to help those in need of shape-lier eyebrows.

one day, i’ll have a restraining order against me for that and we can swap stories

3/30/07 at 4:35 pm (reply)

Mrs. Bee says:

never been drunk? wow!

3/30/07 at 5:53 pm (reply)

Amy says:

I also have never been drunk and cannot fold my tongue! finally there’s someone else!

3/30/07 at 5:57 pm (reply)

thistleorchid says:

As for folding your tounge - it’s a specific muscle in the tounge that you either have or you don’t. As for parents - you must recieve the recessive gene from both sets. That means that even if your parents can do it, you could still get the RR combo if they’re both dominent and recesive and just happened to give you the two R’s. My mom is RR (can’t do it), my dad is DR because I can do it (meaning I’m DR), but my sister can’t (meaning she’s RR). I’m not sure of my fiance’s parent’s status on this, I”ll have to find out b/c my kids could get the R from me… Way more info than anyone wanted, but genetics was the only part of Biology that I did well in!

3/30/07 at 7:56 pm (reply)

thea says:

i’ve never been drunk either or taken drugs either. (i can’t even swallow pills and have to get liquid meds when i do need them.)

and i can fold my tongue in 3 loops. i’ve only met a few other ppl that can do it too.