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Mrs. Strawberry, Seattle Age and Occupation: 25, Radio DJ, Advertising Sales, Day of Wedding Coordinator Fiance's Age and Occupation: 26, Engineer Engagement Date: 07/04/2006 Wedding Date: September 1, 2007 Venue: Lake Union Cafe, Seattle About Me: I'm a Navy brat that has lived all over the world. I love reality shows that are in poor taste, going to new restaurants, and trying to be crafty. Emphasis on trying!
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My life is hilarious. That is the only logical conclusion that I have come to after what happened this afternoon.

Where to begin……

My office is five minutes away from my house, so I usually go home to eat lunch and watch some thought provoking reality television such as the new Tori Spelling show on Vh1. (Don’t judge me.) Oh and I go home to squish my cats. I know. It’s weird. But they’re my babies.

Well, upon entering the house today, I turned on the tv and proceeded to the kitchen to warm up some tomato soup. I brought said soup into the living room and sat down to see what predicament Tori and Dean would get themselves into this week.

All of a sudden, I got hit with a pungent odor. Sour. I couldn’t figure out what it was. Not right away. I sniffed around and then got up and went into my “craft” room. (I’ve converted the living room into wedding craft central.) That’s when I noticed that the large cardboard box containing my favor boxes for the miniature cupcakes (that had just arrived yesterday) was soaking wet.

Soaking wet with what you ask? I’m sure it is pretty easy to guess. It wasn’t a burst water pipe. No. It was URINE. Cat urine. MOTHER F****ING CAT URINE ALL OVER MY FAVOR BOXES!!!!! Those little sh*ts were no where to be found either. They better hide. I will serve them at the wedding. I swear.

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37 Responses to “What The Hell Is That Smell!?”

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Kelly

That’s horrific. Definitely the most expensive cat litter in town!

 
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Laura S

Oh, dude. That really sucks! And yet, is also hilarious, because that’s a cat for you. Hope they won’t be overly expensive to replace. I’m thinking the door might need to be kept shut next go-round to keep the kitties out of the craft room…

 
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dels

holy sh*t!

 
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Miss Blueberry

Yuuuuuck!

We’ve got cats too, so I’m well aware of hte situation. Luckily ours don’t have many accidents, but they do enjoy playing ‘poop hockey.’ And shockingly, they seem to have trouble figuring out why Mr B and I don’t enjoy *cleaning up* poop hockey. Yeesh!

Only fellow cat owners understand…

 
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Natakie16

OMG I’m sorry, I only laughed because I have 3 cats and they recently clawed through several different clothing items- I wouldn’t mind much, but they were great bargains on eBay that I found! Good luck with the aftermath!

 
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Mrs. Bee

man that sucks! i swear they know when they’ve done something wrong so they hide!

 
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Miss Lovebug

I know some really good recipes for cat, if this sort of behavior continues.

 
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nancy

Oh no! That is funny though. I think they sense things are going on and don’t like it. We never have a problem with urine just dingle berries and cat dookey smudges.

 
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Lucy

I feel your pain! It’s a good thing my cat is so cute!

 
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Miss Popcorn

oh dear… I was originally going to comment that I would go home an squish my kitties over lunch if work were close to home, but now I guess the sentiments is for neck wringing.

I don’t think my current cat would do something like that, but I can totally imagine our last cat doing it.

 
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Jen

Oh, they so know that they did something wrong. lol That’s why they’re hiding. I’m so sorry your favor boxes are ruined. =(

 
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Tea

oh no! not your cute boxes! and yes, i did giggle when i read because it is pretty funny. hopefully you can replace them. the boxes. not the cats ;-)

 
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kristine

That’s a bummer!!! =o(

 
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tofu

doh! maybe your guests won’t notice the smell? ;)

 
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Miss Blueberry

Miss Lovebug–slow cooker + barbeque sauce. You can hardly notice the fur! :-D

 
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ocicats

That sucks. Do what my parents do when their cat misbehaves. Put them in a pet carrier for a day or two.

 
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jmnz

I’m sorry to laugh but that is too funny! I have 2 cats so I can totally see this happen. I also understand poop hockey! There’s no point in scolding them either - they just turn their back to you and ignore everything you say.

 
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lpc

oh no!! :)
… but sorta funny!

 
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sph

Ah oh! I’ve gone home at noon to see my kitties when I first got them as well. They are doing just fine now by themselves :)

Sorry to hear about your cupcakes!

 
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Yach

I laughed out loud. This sucks but sure made a great post!

 
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Mrs. Strawberry, Seattle Age and Occupation: 25, Radio DJ, Advertising Sales, Day of Wedding Coordinator Fiance's Age and Occupation: 26, Engineer Engagement Date: 07/04/2006 Wedding Date: September 1, 2007 Venue: Lake Union Cafe, Seattle About Me: I'm a Navy brat that has lived all over the world. I love reality shows that are in poor taste, going to new restaurants, and trying to be crafty. Emphasis on trying!

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