I am talking about the other love in my life…my “little” Brother Pea. He obliged his big sister with a visit last week, so we could catch up:
Brother Pea: So, how’s the wedding stuff going? Almost done? Time is getting close ya know.
Me: It’s good. Hey, did I show you my bridesmaids’ newsletter?
Brother Pea: Your what?
Me: Here. (With girly giddy pride)
Brother Pea: (a moment of silence, followed by a look of disgust, followed by a look of confusion) What? You’re crazy. Don’t spend so much time on this stuff. (throws it down)
Me: Heyyy, you have to read it.
Brother Pea: (flips through) These are the bridesmaids dresses? They’re blue?
Me: Yeah. It’s color CLOUD.
Brother Pea: Yeah, blue. So your girls are going to look like an ocean.
Me: Noooo, they are going to look elegant.
Brother Pea: They are going to look like an ocean.
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Men!