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Textual Healing

May 1st, 2007 @ 2:41 pm by Mrs. Lovebug

Recently, I told my FI that we needed to talk about STDs ASAP. He looked at me like OMG, so I said, “FYI, STDs give PPL the 411 about the wedding ASAP, especially those OOT from BFE.”

“OIC,” he said, “Like a reverse RSVP.” LOL, I said “OK, sort of.” “BTW,” I said, “IMO, I could probably DIY them with my MOH and BMs and maybe my FMIL. I’ll just consult the STD FAQ on the WWW. What’s your POV?” But by then, he was ZZZing. TBC, I guess.

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18 Responses to “Textual Healing”

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Sarah

Every once in a while I consider other things STD might stand for.

 
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kandaceandjason

The English majors fraternity at my alma mater was Sigma Tau Delta. Of all students, you would think they would have thought of that!

 
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Sarah

you’re HILARIOUS! i love your humor. :)

 
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dels

MAN! the only one i don’t get is “BFE”. otherwise…hilarious!!!

 
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Iris

A friend who was a member said the English majors did in fact think of that and found it rather amusing. Not sure the founders thought of that in 1924, though.

 
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inaya

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hilarious.

 
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snot

for me, at work, in the HR dept STD is also short for Short Term Disability. so sometimes they say someone is out for STD… and people who aren’t in the know give them confused looks. i know i did when i first heard it.

heh.

 
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AMK

The one that always turns me into a 9-yr old is ‘BM.’

 
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Robyn

Yeah STD always throws me because I’m in Sigma Tau Delta the English fraternity so sometimes I’m using it in relation to that, obviously I use it to mean save-the-dates, a lot currently because I need to work on them soon, and I was in a health class this semester where we spent several weeks talking about sex related topics including Sexually Transmitted Diseases of course. Its enough to make a person go crazy. I love your sense of humor, its continuously reminding me what a dorky english major I am! : )

 
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Miss Lovebug

English majors rock! I want to get a t-shirt made that says “Editors do it without mistakes”. If that isn’t dorky, I don’t know what is.

 
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lucy

i just felt like i was in that cingular commercial with the mom and daughter (who was using texting abbreviations.. TISNF…aka” This is so not fair”)

 
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Tiffany

OMG I LOLed through the whole thing! PLZ be my BFF! :D

 
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jmnz

Hilarious! Enjoyed the post, thank you!

 
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wsukarebear

Pain. Oh the pain. ;-) I have my students on my MySpace and I purposefully reply to them like a human being after getting messages like that from them!

Yessssss! BFE!

 
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Melissa

Very cute. Thanks for the laugh!

 
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LS

STD will never stop being funny to me. I find a way to include it in every single email to my BM’s (which will also never stop being funny).

 
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griffen

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and BTW, BFE is bum F*%# Egypt, meaning way far away)

 

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Mrs. Lovebug, Tucson Age and Occupation in 06: 31, Writer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, Professional Game Show Contestant Engagement Date: February 18, 2007 Wedding Date: April 19, 2008 Venue: Historic Inn About Me: Likes: blogging, wikis, semi-colons, cuddling, fragrant flowers, syntax, and spooning. Dislikes: typos, dangling modifiers, flypaper, citronella candles, and run-ons. If I had my druthers, I'd exchange simple vows in a candlelit library. But I lost my druthers long ago...anyone seen them?

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