It could just be that I’ve been watching too much Discovery Channel, but lately, I’ve got survival on my mind. As in, can I survive not serving lobster at the reception? And, will my bridesmaids survive a day in kitten heel shoes? (Clearly, “survival” is a matter of perspective–as in, that which I’ve lost.)
And now I can get my survival fix in a whole new way:
That is, if my maid of honor dutifully reads my mind and gets it for me. Though now that I’ve let slip that I’m making her wear kitten heels, the chances of that just dropped significantly.
A sneak peek on Amazon reveals titillating subjects like “Chapter Two: How to Survive if Someone Objects” and “Chapter Three: How to Deal with an Intoxicated Bridesmaid.”
Book’ll pay for itself by way of that third chapter, I tell you what. Although, luckily, they won’t have quite as far to fall, what with the low heels and all…
haha - i bet it makes for a great read~
i love the worst-case scenario books!
Haha, my best friend and one of the ushers at the wedding bought this book for me as soon as he found out I was engaged. Don’t buy it if you’re looking for serious tips with what to do, but it is well worth it for the humorous value. And it might be useful if you’re the type of person who would walk down the aisle in a tablecloth (one of the many lessons)…
Haha, I have the weekly calendar. Didn’t know they made a Weddings book. Thanks for sharing.
Betcha a nickel I end up needing chapter three.
my favorite was - how to make a make-shift wedding dress or something like that.
Mrs. Lovebug, Tucson
Age and Occupation in 06: 31, Writer
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, Professional Game Show Contestant
Engagement Date: February 18, 2007
Wedding Date: April 19, 2008
Venue: Historic Inn
About Me: Likes: blogging, wikis, semi-colons, cuddling, fragrant flowers, syntax, and spooning. Dislikes: typos, dangling modifiers, flypaper, citronella candles, and run-ons. If I had my druthers, I'd exchange simple vows in a candlelit library. But I lost my druthers long ago...anyone seen them?
My bridesmaid got me this book for xmas! It’s actually got some good tips. My favorite chapter is what do if your crazy uncle gets drunk and starts doing the macarena.