Weddingbee Blog

It could just be that I’ve been watching too much Discovery Channel, but lately, I’ve got survival on my mind. As in, can I survive not serving lobster at the reception? And, will my bridesmaids survive a day in kitten heel shoes? (Clearly, “survival” is a matter of perspective–as in, that which I’ve lost.)

And now I can get my survival fix in a whole new way:

That is, if my maid of honor dutifully reads my mind and gets it for me. Though now that I’ve let slip that I’m making her wear kitten heels, the chances of that just dropped significantly.

A sneak peek on Amazon reveals titillating subjects like “Chapter Two: How to Survive if Someone Objects” and “Chapter Three: How to Deal with an Intoxicated Bridesmaid.”

Book’ll pay for itself by way of that third chapter, I tell you what. Although, luckily, they won’t have quite as far to fall, what with the low heels and all…