Wedding Blog

<an email to the bridesmaids>

Hey ladies!

Okay, I know that y’all (myself included) have been crazy busy these past few weeks, what with finals and all (not talking to you grown-ups who have real jobs =P), but now that school is out, we can finally get the ball rolling on this bachelorette party business.

So here’s the game plan: We’re not doing the <insert $650 per night hotel here> or Ghost Bar anymore… we decided that we wanna get drunk and we wanna get crunk on a dance floor and do it all for an amount of money that won’t break the bank… so that’s why that hotel and Ghost Bar are out. Instead, we’re going to do it all in <city>-I’ve already booked an Executive hotel room (top floor) at the <Hotel> (BMs, the cost split between the 4 of us who are attending is gonna be around $XX bucks each-still waaaaay cheaper than the other hotel). The Bride wants to pre-drink cuz apparently it takes a lot for her to even get a buzz these days (…) so we will have some alcohol in the room before we go out. We have mixers (watermelon martini, mango margarita, appletinis, etc.) and vodka so far. Any other requests should be emailed to me ASAP. Check in is <insert date> at 3pm and checkout is the next day at noon.

We’ll do dinner that night somewhere in <insert City here>-let’s get some suggestions, people! We’ll probably hit up a few of the area bars before we go to <a club> to get our dance on… I’m thinking fun places like <ghetto frat bar>, or maybe we’ll be super Asian and go to <insert overly-Asian bar here>. Either way, we’re gonna have a crunky good time =)

Oh yeah, and dress code: The Bride wants us to look classy. So that means everyone in a cocktail dress (black) and she’s going to wear this satiny red HOT dress, with a veil!

As for bachelorette party games, I think I have a special bachelorette deck of cards with dares for people on it somewhere… and I have a booty pincher thingy… and a shot glass on a necklace. I’m thinking we need to invest in a tiara or a sash for her, but I don’t know what kind of stores sell those things. Someone please enlighten me! We can order online if necessary, but everything I’ve seen online so far is fugs. Oh yeah, and no penis things, please, those are just gross.

Any questions? Please please PLEASE email me back with suggestions on dinner venues or bar ideas or any other suggestions… and remember if you don’t say something, you can’t bitch about it later! =P Okay, I think that’s it for now, hope to hear from y’all soon!

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