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Mrs. Kiwi, Los Angeles Age and Occupation in 06: 27, Bookkeeper Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, P.E. Teach/Coach @ private schools in LA Engagement Date: March 31, 2006 Wedding Date: November 3, 2007 Venue: Radisson Hotel About Me: I'm a bookkeeper who failed high school algebra. I'm currently living in Los Angeles, literally a street over from where I grew up with Mr. Kiwi, my honey of three years. We have a jumbo mini-dachshund (seriously, he's huuuuge), and we're planning an autumn themed wedding on a shoestring, paid for by ourselves. The wedding date is my late grandma's birthday, I needed her there somehow, and that seemed like the best way for us. I can't believe I'm a Bee! I couldn't be more proud!
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Churchy Confusions

June 5th, 2007 @ 4:43 pm by Mrs. Kiwi

Well, as I’m not better yet, I’m going to do another quick blog. Whoever I got this flu from will be smited. Smote. Smoted. Whatever. Anyway, I just heard from Church Lady–she sent an attachment with the information we need to have for the rehearsal.

Perhaps it’s my fever-ridden brain, or maybe it’s the fact that there are so many meds in my system that I’m actually shaking, but I have no idea what some of this is. She sent us the “No Mass, Wedding Vows Only” form, with the normal information, Bride, Groom, time, date, who is marrying us, guest numbers… that’s all fine. Until I got to:

Chairs or Kneelers. What? I get the option of using a chair? Awesome.

This was followed with various optional prayers. Hm.. The book they gave us said nothing about them being optional. Then, following that was all the fees and papers we need to have. With dollar signs before some of the blank lines, and words I don’t know.

Ohhh, perhaps I’ll just give it to Mr. Kiwi to figure out- I’m not in such a coherent mood today. Also: Church Lady spelled “altar” wrong. Seriously? She does this for a living, and can’t spell altar? I need a nap.

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3 Responses to “Churchy Confusions”

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Sarah

I sent the fiance to find “must take” shot lists online, and I don’t think a single list he found had “altar” spelled correctly. But those are photographers. Church Folks have no excuse.

 
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People in the wedding field can’t seem to spell “stationery” or “aisle” correctly, either.

 
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I took a picture of a “stationary” display in a store once, and a friend pointed out that technically, it wasn’t going anywhere.

 

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Mrs. Kiwi, Los Angeles Age and Occupation in 06: 27, Bookkeeper Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, P.E. Teach/Coach @ private schools in LA Engagement Date: March 31, 2006 Wedding Date: November 3, 2007 Venue: Radisson Hotel About Me: I'm a bookkeeper who failed high school algebra. I'm currently living in Los Angeles, literally a street over from where I grew up with Mr. Kiwi, my honey of three years. We have a jumbo mini-dachshund (seriously, he's huuuuge), and we're planning an autumn themed wedding on a shoestring, paid for by ourselves. The wedding date is my late grandma's birthday, I needed her there somehow, and that seemed like the best way for us. I can't believe I'm a Bee! I couldn't be more proud!

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