Wedding Blog

I feel like most of the girls that have been reading about me on weddingbee, have also been on the same journey I have of meeting that someone special, making a commitment, getting engaged, tying the knot and just watching what the future holds for you as a couple. Sometimes it can bring a lot of heartache and sometimes it can bring so much happiness that you feel like asking yourself “How did I get so lucky?” If two people truly do love each other and have each other’s best interest at heart, you can face any obstacle that’s thrown at you no matter what because you know you have that other person to help you and be your support.

Ok so enough corniness. You know I’m not usually like this. I have this gift of being sentimental with a touch of humor so that it’s not too serious. And the way that I know how to do it best is rhyming. I know some of you guys are like “YAY!” Someone once told me that she saw my poem that I wrote to my husband and that inspired her to write her vows in a serious but mostly fun manner and I was deeply touched. And then I’m thinking “You is a crazy bitch. I lub you!”

Anyways since I have blessed you with my lyrical charms a couple times before, here we go again. I call this “Timing Is Everything”.

7 years ago we went on a date
We made out like teenagers
You fell for the bait. (sucka)

5 years flew by and you asked for my hand
At first I said no
Cause you botched up the plan (punk ass)
1 month after that you asked me once more
You made me a romantic dinner
I said yes when you kneeled on the floor (i love you)

9 months after that we finally tied the knot
It was such a great day
And I thought you looked hot. (i wanted some booty but you passed out on alcohol that night you bastage)

7 months later, our honeymoon we went
Tahiti was beautfiul
Our money was well spent (for shizzle)

Now here we are 16 months after we wed
I remember that first kiss
And the first time we cuddled in bed (i really do)

I love you more than the first time we met
I told you I would
We should have made a bet (then I’d be rich biotch)

And now our lives are about to change
In the most dramatic way
You’re gonna have to cut back on going to the range (you know you do, don’t deny)

In 7 months we’ll get a gift that’s fragile, like thin glass
I’ll hold it and say “We got you cause mommy got some ass.”

YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL SON! *bowing* Thank you! You’re too kind!