I practically stalk UPS delivery men these days and Mr. Petunia says I’ve become a Pavlovian dog lately, salivating at the sound of those brown trucks pulling up my street, never mind my obsession with tracking their packages online. So imagine my excitement yesterday as I awaited the arrival of the Blurb book I created with the boudoir photos I took back in November and which I created as a wedding gift for Mr. Petunia (that handy tracker guaranteed my little book was out for delivery that very day, and because the man was at home, I knew it was important I be there to intercept the delivery).
Oh the joy, the excitement, the butterflies in my stomach as I opened my package surreptitiously in the office while Mr. P kept himself busy elsewhere and then….what the %$@# is this???? Yes, there is the dust jacket I created with the picture I chose (stop and don’t scroll down if you don’t care to see a boudoir picture — I don’t think it’s particularly racy, but I know that not everyone cares for these types of pictures):
But the rest of the book? It isn’t mine! It’s another book entirely — someone’s BFA exhibition pictures actually. And to boot, the back flap of the dust jacket has a crease running down the middle of it - cry!
I’ve contacted Blurb about this and I am trusting that they will get back to me ASAP. I’m not sure whether I’m more upset that in all likelihood, since I got someone else’s book, someone out there is taking a look at my book and my pictures too. Or that time is just not on my side these days with so much left to do as it is already, or that I’ll have to be sneaky yet again to get the book out of Mr. Petunia’s hands when the next delivery occurs, but I’ll be sure to keep y’all posted on how this book business gets resolved…
Bummer…but if it’s any consolation, that’s one hot picture of you!!