This Post To Be Read Aloud With A Cockney Accent.

“‘Ello everyone! We’re the Lovebugs’ cake topper, and we’d like to tell you the story of our arrival! Pip, pip! Birdie love, would you like to start?”

“Oooh, yes, Mr. Bird! Well, it was all very exciting. We could ‘ear the muffled sound of Miss L fumbling around with our package, cursing a bit. Then Mr. L came in the room and said something about Miss L being forbidden to play with the grown-up scissors. We were quite nervous when we ‘eard that!”

“Finally Mr. L got our box open, and carefully pulled us out. ‘What are we putting on the cake?’ ‘e said. ‘Tortillas?’ Ha! What a donkey, eh Birdie?”

“Oohh heh heh! Donkey indeed, Mr. Bird. Well, Miss L gently unwrapped us, which was a good thing. Bloody hot in there, I say! Then Mr. L went to pick us up, but got a sound smack on ‘is wrist from Miss L. ‘Wash your hands first!’ she shouted. I thought they was going to ‘ave a proper row, wot wif all the yellin’!”

“Quite right, my love! After a thorough (and rather invasive, I might add) inspection of our many parts, Miss L promptly sat down to write Carrin of Rain’s End a note to say thanks for making us so lovely! Anyway, that’s our story! We’re quite glad to be settling in with the Lovebugs, even if there’s no bugs to be ‘ad ’round here, after all. Cheers!”

Miss Lovebug would like to apologize in advance for her utterly offensive, stereotyped portrayal of the English. She knows it was in ‘orrible taste and ‘opes you forgive ‘er.

BLOGGER

Mrs. Lovebug

Location:
Tucson
Wedding Date:
April 2008

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    Tea, Guest @ 1:53 pm

    hehehe loved the accent. and the birds are completely adorable

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    dreambml 485 posts, Helper bee @ 1:58 pm

    I’m so mad! I tried to have anne wood birds made, even though they were very pricey, but couldn’t. I searched everywhere for something like this, and couldn’t find it. I ended up paying $350 for a personalized ccake topper. I love it anyway, but I REALLY wanted cute little birds!!! oh well….very cute!

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    chill 244 posts, Helper bee @ 2:04 pm

    Birdies with cockney accents. Love it!

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    lovebird 977 posts, Busy bee @ 2:12 pm

    tortillas….hehe~

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    chelles_bells, Guest @ 2:49 pm

    i love it! hysterical and cute.

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    JCM9608 544 posts, Busy bee @ 3:08 pm

    LOL. Did anyone else try to read that in their head using the real deal accent and everything? *Is guilty*

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    emerald 1057 posts, Bumble bee @ 3:15 pm

    haha I totally read it my head w/an accent!! Sooo hilarious!

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    dani 65 posts, Worker bee @ 3:16 pm

    I love Rain’s End! She is making me two of her hand-sewn birdies for a vintage-looking bird cage we’re using. I’m mailing her the fabric on Wednesday and at $50, you really can’t go wrong.

    Oh, and love the accent… hilarious!

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    GetMarried4Less 911 posts, Busy bee @ 3:57 pm

    you never fail to dissapoint LB. Thanks for that laugh.

    i think the lil birdie toppers are adorable. :)

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    Angel 1263 posts, Bumble bee @ 4:23 pm

    Oooh, Etsy birds!

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    Kate, Guest @ 5:36 pm

    In my head, I read the Cheers as “Cheerrio luvs!”
    Ha.

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    jessicalynn 62 posts, Worker bee @ 6:43 pm

    hilarious!!!!

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    corn 1130 posts, Bumble bee @ 7:07 pm

    See! THIS is why we missed you so much!

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    cupcake 1456 posts, Bumble bee @ 7:47 pm

    Now I’m singing that song from Oliver….. “So long, fare thee well, pip pip, cheerio!” Thanks a lot, Miss Lovebug ;-)
    (PS- the birdies are adorable!)

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    lovebug 712 posts, Busy bee @ 10:28 pm

    Oh, Corn. C’mere and lemme give you a noogie.

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    Joyful2, Guest @ 11:33 pm

    JCM9608, I did too!

    Also, every time I read one of your comments it throws me off because my initials are JCM…haha

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    Kayla, Guest @ 2:03 am

    I just ordered my birdies from her last week and I am peeing (well not literally) with excitement to get them! Now that I’ve seen yours I’m even MORE excited.
    Squeeee

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    Weddingbee » Blog Archive » Birth Of A Cake: Messy, But Delicious., Guest @ 12:08 pm

    [...] candy-shaped swirls and dots. But my favorite element is how she had the thought to separate our lovebird caker toppers, in a sort of Romeo and Juliet-style [...]

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    What’s in a theme? « Nick & Nat’s Wedding, Guest @ 4:13 pm

    [...] birds” from Rainsend off of Etsy.  I got the idea from another blogger from my many Wedding blogs I frequent.  It will be a while before I get mine, but I had to share because they’re so [...]

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    Larry Green, Guest @ 12:04 am

    We love these birds! This is one of our favorite cake topping ideas.

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    VIDEO GUY, Guest @ 8:48 am

    Love IT !!!

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    Wedding Favors, Guest @ 1:29 am

    So cute! But all I can think of is Eliza Doolittle! Lol, “prisoner of the gutter!”

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