Weddingbee Blog

I would feel bad laughing at the horrific creations posted on Ugly Wedding Cake, but the brides themselves admit they’re awful:

“Everyone started saying that there were bats on my cake”, said Elizabeth Bartlett of San Diego, California. “They knew I was terrified of bats. It seems the bakery had put some leaves on my cake that looked just like bats in the dark reception hall. I was too scared to cut it until someone took them off.”

“My guests called it the Weed Cake”, [the bride] said. “I told the baker I wanted flowers with a tiny bit of greenery. Instead of a knife, [my husband] wanted to cut it with a lawn mower.”

“Where’s the cake?” asks Jennifer Gails of Indianapolis Indiana. “We thought it was a table centerpiece until one of the kids stuck his finger in it!”

“My cake looked like a pile of bird droppings,” Emily said. “I told the baker I wanted a simple elegant finish without much detail, and this is what showed up! I felt like it was 1970 retro or something!”

I’m thinking the bird-dropping or weed cake is the worst. What say you?