They Really Do Look Like Bats.
January 14th, 2008 @ 2:53 pm by Mrs. Lovebug
I would feel bad laughing at the horrific creations posted on Ugly Wedding Cake, but the brides themselves admit they’re awful:
“Everyone started saying that there were bats on my cake”, said Elizabeth Bartlett of San Diego, California. “They knew I was terrified of bats. It seems the bakery had put some leaves on my cake that looked just like bats in the dark reception hall. I was too scared to cut it until someone took them off.”
“My guests called it the Weed Cake”, [the bride] said. “I told the baker I wanted flowers with a tiny bit of greenery. Instead of a knife, [my husband] wanted to cut it with a lawn mower.”
“Where’s the cake?” asks Jennifer Gails of Indianapolis Indiana. “We thought it was a table centerpiece until one of the kids stuck his finger in it!”
“My cake looked like a pile of bird droppings,” Emily said. “I told the baker I wanted a simple elegant finish without much detail, and this is what showed up! I felt like it was 1970 retro or something!”
I’m thinking the bird-dropping or weed cake is the worst. What say you?
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15 Responses to “They Really Do Look Like Bats.”
LOL! Those are hysterical! I love that the brides had a sense of humor about them too though!
The bird dropping is bad, but the one that made me laugh the most was the cake that looked like a centerpiece! Too funny!
I vote the cake that doesn’t look like a cake - and a centerpiece instead. Because I’m guessing it probably didn’t match the centerpieces even. And it reminds me of one of those funeral bouquets you lay across a coffin.
They’re all pretty bad/hilarious… but I think what makes the Bird Dropping one the worst, is that it would be more aptly titled “Bird Droppings in August”, it looks like its melting! Or drooping, either way its no good.
Those were hilarious. Those were worse than my three tier white cake, sans decoration because I forgot to tell someone how to add the flowers.
ohhhhhhhhh the weed cake takes the cake for sure!
Oh man, this site is hilarious. Did you see the “dead and dying dolphins”?
i really can’t choose…they’re all so bad in their own special way. lol. but i’ll go for the bird poop cake.
That weed cake is awful. Also I thought those really were bats!
Yeah I think the weeds cake is the worst. I dont think it looks like weeds though, I think it looks like Hippie Armpits. SICKKKKKK
LOL! how funny… but sad at the same time! At least some people had a sense of humor when it came to their cake.
Mrs. Lovebug, Tucson
Age and Occupation in 06: 31, Writer
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 27, Professional Game Show Contestant
Engagement Date: February 18, 2007
Wedding Date: April 19, 2008
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Oh, I’m so glad you are posting again!
The weed cake takes the cake!