Luna de Miel
February 19th, 2008 @ 1:50 pm by Mrs. Penguin
Looks like I’ll be brushing up on my Espanol with extra trips to Taco Bell from now on because we’re moonin’ in Mexico, baby! Yo quiero Taco Bell? BAZZAM! Right on the mark. I even rolled my “r.” You should’ve heard it.
Picking a spot to Honeymoon was a long thought out process, all handled by Mr. Penguin. I’m planning the wedding, he’s planning the honeymoon. Simple! At first, we tried to narrow our list to:
1. Places neither of us has been
2. A fair amount of seclusion
3. Non-Touristy
4. All-Inclusive
Well… we got 1 out of 4. Ahh, well, we tried. We will be staying in the fairly new, all-inclusive Excellence Playa Mujeres Resort, right outside of Cancun. My favorite part about our booking? We’re staying in a suite with a private rooftop pool, which means potential for major nudity…
MR PENGUIN! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! No one wants to see your nethers, nor your manboobs.
photos all from excellence-resorts.com
This is Seniorita Pinguino, heading to the Tivo to record some Dora the Explorer… wanna share your favorite phrase in Espanol for me to use while chatting up the locals?
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23 Responses to “Luna de Miel”
i learned this on spring break in college: “yo quiero un pero caliente por favor.” i was told it means “i want a hot dog please.”
LMAO! that censored penguin nearly blew my cover…i really doubt typing memos is laugh inducing. lol.
the main spanish phrase i remember is “el burro sabe mas que tu” but i really doubt you want to be telling the locals that the burro is smarter than they are!
Vamos a la playa! = Let’s go the beach!
Go figure, the only thing I remember from high school spanish.
Love the censored penguin…
I almost squirted diet cola out my nose at the sight of the censored penguin. Bwah haa!
I have no Spanish to contribute. Only giggles.
Hmmm…. a new nickname for Mr P’s nethers– “Senor Pingüino Pequeño”, perhaps?
And since I know you’re gonna be checkin’ out the knockers on other newlywed ladies, “¡ Chiches Encantadores !” could come in handy.
uh… hola? burrito? taquito? hmm… that’s all the help I’d be…
P.S. woo, woo, Senor Pinguino! 
(oh, and congrats on booking your Honeymoon!)
Pengy, your censored penguin is absolutely hilarious- I had to read your post twice, just so I could laugh a second time.
I don’t have any phrases to share…….but we just booked Excellence Playa Mujeres 2 weeks ago!
We are in a Jr. Terrace Suite also–and I have to admit the words “I can’t wait to be done with the wedding and just be at the resort” did come out of my mouth. And I never want the planning/wedding to be over.
But that’s how excited I am about this place! Can’t wait to hear your review in June!
hubba hubba mr. penguin!
Def. learn this phrase: “no toque mis estrellas de mar por favor “.
Yoo…2 phrases for you today. I’ll try and continue this nonsense with you.
“Cuanto Cuesta La Cerveza?” - How much is the beer?
“Donde esta el bano?” - Where is the bathroom?
Only 2 phrases you’ll need - oh, and don’t say “embarazada” when you are embarassed - because they will then think you are pregnant. And if you want them to pass the jam on the breakfast table - also don’t ask for “el preservativo” unless you want some strange looks about condoms! heh. Imma make you some pengy-specific flashcards one of these days. =)
ROTFL @ Senor Penguino’s censored body!!! “Donde es el bano” — Where’s the bathroom? A must learn!!
I’ll be there too in June - w/ a rooftop too!!! So excited - I hope its farther/more secluded than the rest of cancun. I do NOT want spring break.
I want more censored Pengy pics!!!
“dos cervezas, por favor”
Just that and the rest is smoooooooth sailin’. I mean, really, what more do you need than beer on your honeymoon?!
Ahahaha. I love your posts. And that place looks heavenly. Unfortunately, I have no Spanish lessons for you, despite living HALF AN HOUR FROM THE BORDER. I know, pathetic.
Love the blocked-out penguin!!!
Okay, so I totally needed a laugh today, and nothing was cutting it. Your penguin cracked me!
Hahahaha, I literally laughed out loud at the censored Mr. Penguin. Definitely learn to ask where the bathroom is…maybe cuanto cuesta? (How much is it?) Good for shopping.
Ha. Love the “Girls Gone Wild” censored bars.
Most phrases people already have covered… “No me gusta” (I don’t like that) is something I use in everyday life.
Oh, Penguino! Me gusta, me gusta.
The one I always need to remind myself when in Mexico es “no mas cerveza por favor”.
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LOL Peng: you always crack me up! LOVE the censored Mr. Penguin especially!
(And hey, you tell me what you want to know how to say, and I’m happy to “traducir” for you. Always happy to contribute to a fun & raunchy Penguin Spanish/English dictionary).