Looks like I’ll be brushing up on my Espanol with extra trips to Taco Bell from now on because we’re moonin’ in Mexico, baby! Yo quiero Taco Bell? BAZZAM! Right on the mark. I even rolled my “r.” You should’ve heard it.
Picking a spot to Honeymoon was a long thought out process, all handled by Mr. Penguin. I’m planning the wedding, he’s planning the honeymoon. Simple! At first, we tried to narrow our list to:
1. Places neither of us has been
2. A fair amount of seclusion
3. Non-Touristy
4. All-Inclusive
Well… we got 1 out of 4. Ahh, well, we tried. We will be staying in the fairly new, all-inclusive Excellence Playa Mujeres Resort, right outside of Cancun. My favorite part about our booking? We’re staying in a suite with a private rooftop pool, which means potential for major nudity…
MR PENGUIN! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! No one wants to see your nethers, nor your manboobs.
photos all from excellence-resorts.com
This is Seniorita Pinguino, heading to the Tivo to record some Dora the Explorer… wanna share your favorite phrase in Espanol for me to use while chatting up the locals?
LOL Peng: you always crack me up! LOVE the censored Mr. Penguin especially!
(And hey, you tell me what you want to know how to say, and I’m happy to “traducir” for you. Always happy to contribute to a fun & raunchy Penguin Spanish/English dictionary).