Dear Macy*s:
I hate to be so bold, but I’m starting to think your wedding registry sucks. I just don’t understand why you haven’t yet worked out all the kinks that are currently bogging you down, or why you can’t seem to keep anything I want in stock. Take this lovely vase I set my eye on:

For weeks, I kept trying to add it to our list, but you insisted on adding the matching photo frame instead, which I simply did not care for. Then one day, poof, the option to add anything from this collection was just altogether gone, only to reappear days later. This time you let me add the vase, oh yes, but its price had exorbitantly climbed. Sigh.
You’ve also put me in quite the etiquette pickle with your endless emails letting me know things have been purchased, but are on backorder. It wouldn’t sting so much if this were just the case on one item or two, but no: everything seems to be on backorder these days. My china is, and so is my flatware. It was bad enough when my friend bought these in January and you told her they’d be shipped in February, but now you’re saying April, and you’re starting to piss me off:

Forget my bedding, too: I’ll be lucky to ever get any of the pieces I wanted. You broke my heart the other day by telling me I had to select replacement items for these:

And why, oh why, if you offer me the option to add the 8″ and 10″ versions of this adorable cake stand, can’t I also add the 13″? I know you sell it online, too, so I can’t understand why you’re holding out on the big one:
But here’s the thing: you’re like the popular high school girl everyone loves. My guests have snubbed my Williams-Sonoma list and flock to your pretties like no other. Plus, I can’t deny you’re open-hearted, and are willing to forgive impulse buys/desires and take returns like no other. And though you are a bit stingy with putting all the things available in person online, you still have many other lovelies to offer. Today I’m hating on you, but I know I’m also stuck with you. Put on a big sale and make it up to me, ’k?
Sincerely,
Miss Petunia
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