I spent the entire day having a blast from behind the camera at my friend’s wedding, which rendered me undanceworthy and perhaps harder to get a word in with than the bride herself. But when the cake smashing happened, Mr. Milkshake leaned over and said “ohhh….that’s what you don’t want to happen.” My MOH and I had had a discussion about how uncouth cake in the face would be, and when I brought it up with Mr. Milkshake he had no idea that it was something people did at weddings. In fact, I wouldn’t put it past him to have done it anyway, without even knowing!

Have you had the cake-in-the-face-discussion? Have you had this happen, discussion or no discussion?

I will never understand this. or the garter toss. do not want.