Right now, my skin is a nice shade of pale. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m looking to add a little bit of color to my skin prior to the wedding. Normally, I’d go about this in a “normal” way, like going out on walks wearing a tube top, but the weather here in Michigan is cold and/or gray.
So self-tanners, Mystic Tan, or tanning beds would be the way to go, right? The only thing is, I’m terrified with looking like this:

Jessica Simpson in 2005; courtesy of Go Fug Yourself and Daily Celeb.
She looks scary. Really scary. And not at all what I want to look like at our wedding.
Are you planning on tanning prior to your wedding? Anyone have a favorite product or technique they’d like to recommend (or advise staying away from)?