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Mrs. Shortcake, Vancouver Age and Occupation: 24, Marketing Manager/Children's Lit Writer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Master's Student/Personal Trainer Engagement Date: August 7, 2007 Wedding Date: October 2008 Blogging Since: Venue: Ceremony in a historic church, tented lawn reception at a golf and country club About Me: 1950's housewife sent to the future, reborn as crafting-obsessed, jill of all trades. I enjoy decorating, writing, baking sweet things, singing show tunes/dancing in public, wearing pearls, and knitting sweaters for my furbaby, Harvey, to chew upon. I heart pink, and believe that sparkles are the new black.
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Shortie Mixes A Lot

April 4th, 2008 @ 5:17 pm by Mrs. Shortcake

I - like- drop-veils
and I can not lie
You other brides can’t deny
That when a bride walks by with a super sweet gown
Piece of tulle all up on her crown
You get sprung
Wanna plunk some dough
Cuz that veil gave her a blushin’ bride glow

don’t got one so I’m despairin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Gotta choose one
gotta refuse some
and pick a length

My homebees, it’s distressing
But that veil youz got
Gets me ob-sess-in!

Ooh, add some bling bling
wanna join me in my word string?
Well tell me, tell me,
cuz you aint that average knottie

A veil good for dancin’
and ceremony second-glancin’
be short, loooong
help me stand out from the throng

I’m tired of magazines
Saying no veils are the thing
Be it a itty bitty thang… or half a mile
a drop veil’s still in style!

So ladies (yeah)
ladies (yeah)
help shortie choose her veil (hell yeah)
Well pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick Miss Shortie’s veil:

Shortie Mixes A Lot :  wedding vancouver veil 100 778
OR
Shortie Mixes A Lot :  wedding vancouver veil Cimg07804

*a piggyback song inspired by Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song”Baby’s Got Back”

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32 Responses to “Shortie Mixes A Lot”

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beanchar (message)  549 posts, Busy bee

I - like- Option One
and I can not lie
Because in it you look fly
I compliments your face
and hangs in place
To accent your boobies and your waist…

And it looks good pulled BACK!

 
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missking (message)  113 posts, Blushing bee

Hahah, that was great! I prefer the mantilla veils!

 
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Karen

I like veil option 1!

 
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SBH

Veil 1’s got OMPH! *scratches record*

 
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molly

veil 1 - your smile in it is priceless.

 
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Kimberly N.

You are so funny! I loved your veil lyrics. I like the first also

 
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Evie (message)  8 posts, Newbee

Same here… #1!

 
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Mrs. Corn (message)  1,127 posts, Bumble bee

you rock!

#1 for me.

 
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linzerella (message)  41 posts, Newbee

Option 1 looks FAABBBULOUS.

 
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kaymarie

i’m all for the frist one! and i love the lyrics :)

 
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indecisivebride (message)  338 posts, Helper bee

#1!

 
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haliwood (message)  106 posts, Blushing bee

you are fantastic! that was hilarious…and I can’t lie, my first instinct was #2!

 
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rebecca (message)  1,315 posts, Bumble bee

#2! you’re too funny!

 
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piperbenjamin (message)  317 posts, Helper bee

omg hilarious end to my work day. i love #1.

 
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SugaryRocks (message)  105 posts, Blushing bee

one

 
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grace

#2! I especially love the middle picture on the bottom row. Very “classic bride” and the image I’m sure most little girls have in their minds when they picture their future wedding day!

 
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jordanje (message)  38 posts, Newbee

You just made my friday… I think that might just be one of my favorite postings.

I love #2 on you , so romantic and sweet.

 
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chibride

You are so funny.
I think #2 matches the romance & drama of your dress better. I think #1 might be easier to manuever in.

 
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Myisha (message)  73 posts, Worker bee

I am going with option #2

 
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GetMarried4Less (message)  911 posts, Busy bee

awesome! thanks! i could totally hear you rapping in my head……

(dont ask me what your voice sounds like, lol. mysteriously, a lot like my own, lol!)

i love the longer veils on you…..and the bling is awesome…..#2 is my pic.

luvin’ that makeup and hair!!! can’t wait to hear more about it.

 
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Mrs. Shortcake, Vancouver Age and Occupation: 24, Marketing Manager/Children's Lit Writer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Master's Student/Personal Trainer Engagement Date: August 7, 2007 Wedding Date: October 2008 Blogging Since: Venue: Ceremony in a historic church, tented lawn reception at a golf and country club About Me: 1950's housewife sent to the future, reborn as crafting-obsessed, jill of all trades. I enjoy decorating, writing, baking sweet things, singing show tunes/dancing in public, wearing pearls, and knitting sweaters for my furbaby, Harvey, to chew upon. I heart pink, and believe that sparkles are the new black.

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