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Mrs. Shortcake, Vancouver Age and Occupation: 24, Marketing Manager/Children's Lit Writer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Master's Student/Personal Trainer Engagement Date: August 7, 2007 Wedding Date: October 2008 Blogging Since: Venue: Ceremony in a historic church, tented lawn reception at a golf and country club About Me: 1950's housewife sent to the future, reborn as crafting-obsessed, jill of all trades. I enjoy decorating, writing, baking sweet things, singing show tunes/dancing in public, wearing pearls, and knitting sweaters for my furbaby, Harvey, to chew upon. I heart pink, and believe that sparkles are the new black.
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Shortie Mixes A Lot

April 4th, 2008 @ 5:17 pm by Mrs. Shortcake

I - like- drop-veils
and I can not lie
You other brides can’t deny
That when a bride walks by with a super sweet gown
Piece of tulle all up on her crown
You get sprung
Wanna plunk some dough
Cuz that veil gave her a blushin’ bride glow

don’t got one so I’m despairin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Gotta choose one
gotta refuse some
and pick a length

My homebees, it’s distressing
But that veil youz got
Gets me ob-sess-in!

Ooh, add some bling bling
wanna join me in my word string?
Well tell me, tell me,
cuz you aint that average knottie

A veil good for dancin’
and ceremony second-glancin’
be short, loooong
help me stand out from the throng

I’m tired of magazines
Saying no veils are the thing
Be it a itty bitty thang… or half a mile
a drop veil’s still in style!

So ladies (yeah)
ladies (yeah)
help shortie choose her veil (hell yeah)
Well pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick Miss Shortie’s veil:


OR

*a piggyback song inspired by Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song”Baby’s Got Back”

32 Responses to “Shortie Mixes A Lot”

1.
beanchar says:

I - like- Option One
and I can not lie
Because in it you look fly
I compliments your face
and hangs in place
To accent your boobies and your waist…

And it looks good pulled BACK!

2.
missking says:

Hahah, that was great! I prefer the mantilla veils!

3.
Karen says:

I like veil option 1!

4.
SBH says:

Veil 1’s got OMPH! *scratches record*

5.
molly says:

veil 1 - your smile in it is priceless.

6.
Kimberly N. says:

You are so funny! I loved your veil lyrics. I like the first also

7.
Evie says:

Same here… #1!

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Mrs. Corn says:

you rock!

#1 for me.

9.
linzerella says:

Option 1 looks FAABBBULOUS.

10.
kaymarie says:

i’m all for the frist one! and i love the lyrics :)

11.
indecisivebride says:

#1!

12.
haliwood says:

you are fantastic! that was hilarious…and I can’t lie, my first instinct was #2!

13.
rebecca says:

#2! you’re too funny!

14.
piperbenjamin says:

omg hilarious end to my work day. i love #1.

15.
SugaryRocks says:

one

16.
grace says:

#2! I especially love the middle picture on the bottom row. Very “classic bride” and the image I’m sure most little girls have in their minds when they picture their future wedding day!

17.
jordanje says:

You just made my friday… I think that might just be one of my favorite postings.

I love #2 on you , so romantic and sweet.

18.
chibride says:

You are so funny.
I think #2 matches the romance & drama of your dress better. I think #1 might be easier to manuever in.

19.
Myisha says:

I am going with option #2

20.
GetMarried4Less says:

awesome! thanks! i could totally hear you rapping in my head……

(dont ask me what your voice sounds like, lol. mysteriously, a lot like my own, lol!)

i love the longer veils on you…..and the bling is awesome…..#2 is my pic.

luvin’ that makeup and hair!!! can’t wait to hear more about it.

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Miss Tiramisu says:

#1 and you. are. awesome.

22.
briannie says:

#1!!

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Miss Lovebug says:

hilarious. #1 is it, baby!

24.
kelly says:

omg, I can not believe I just read that. I love you!!
Option 2!! And I have never ever seen a drop veil with embellishments- where did you find this???

25.
katrina says:

hahaha that was fantastic. super clever.

and i like option 1 the most too!

26.
carrieitly says:

you rock. #1.

27.
SMO says:

I like #2!

28.
Miss S says:

You are too funny! I say numero uno!

29.
ErinMarieMack says:

Either is a wonderful choice! Both look great. I think #2 compliments your dress best and #1 might be conducive to wearing longer since it will be easier to move around in.

30.
Nicole R. says:

Oh wow… so funny; beanchar ’s version was cute too.

I like #1!

31.
pennchic01 says:

Love #2 on you!!!! Drop veils are gorgeous! Can I ask how yours is attached?

32.
Guilty Secret says:

I love number one… but not as much as I love your lyrics! :-D


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Mrs. Shortcake Mrs. Shortcake, Vancouver Age and Occupation: 24, Marketing Manager/Children's Lit Writer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Master's Student/Personal Trainer Engagement Date: August 7, 2007 Wedding Date: October 2008 Blogging Since: Venue: Ceremony in a historic church, tented lawn reception at a golf and country club About Me: 1950's housewife sent to the future, reborn as crafting-obsessed, jill of all trades. I enjoy decorating, writing, baking sweet things, singing show tunes/dancing in public, wearing pearls, and knitting sweaters for my furbaby, Harvey, to chew upon. I heart pink, and believe that sparkles are the new black.