

Our first dance will not be the Piña Colada Song, but I think we may still need to play it at the reception even though it’s about as cheesy as you can get.
The Gingerbreads’ first vacation together was to Maui. We spent half of the time camping all over the island and it was awesome! Like so many Maui tourists, we wanted to see the sunrise at Haleakala. We set the alarms on our cell phones so that we’d get up in time to drive up to the summit for the sunrise. We awoke to the cold and grumbled as we dressed and stumbled out of the tent. The campground was quiet. No one else was up yet. We hit the restrooms and then jumped in the Jeep, proud of ourselves for having beat everyone out of the campground.
“Look at your clock and tell me what time it is” I said to Miss GB 2.0 as we were halfway up the mountain. Miss GB 2.0 had bought a little watch bracelet from Sports Authority that she set to Hawaii time. Answer: “It’s 11pm.” Our cell phones were still set to Pacific Standard Time! We morons counted the wrong way. We set the cell phone alarms back three hours instead of ahead three hours. We should have set them for 8am PST (which would have been 5am in Hawaii) but instead we set them to 2am (11pm in Hawaii).
Too proud to admit defeat we continued the half hour drive up to the summit. We froze our asses for about 10 minutes until we decided that it was a really stupid idea to try to sleep in the open Jeep for 6 hours. We drove back down to the camp singing along to whatever the radio was playing (”If you like pina coladas and getting lost in the rain…) Now that is one of our favourite memories of the trip.
Here it is that song in all of its cheesiness.
Here’s a bonus tip for anyone planning a honeymoon in Maui. Go at sunset. It’s just as beautiful, less crowded, and then you can sleep in instead of braving the cold at dawn.
So, am I alone here or do any of you have an embarrassingly cheesy “our song”?