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Mrs. Hummingbird, Toronto Age and Occupation: 25, Publishing Coordinator Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Videogame Designer/Cartoonist Engagement Date: May 4, 2007 Wedding Date: June 28, 2008 Blogging Since: September 18, 2007 Venue: A garden wedding followed by a tented reception on Mr. Hummingbird's father's property. About Me: I’m a pop culture loving, vintage obsessed foodie living in Canada’s biggest city with my fantastic fiancé and our lovable fluffy cat Bettie. I’m stoked to marry my best friend and to throw what I hope will be the most fun and colourful party of our lives.
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Dear Wedding Shoes,

I really hate to say this, because you know how much I love you, but, way back in February I almost cheated on you.

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(My Naturalizer Shoes - the pair I bought are pewter)

Look, I’m not proud of it and I’m not saying this to hurt you, but I had a moment of weakness while I was shopping with my mom in Buffalo and I thought I might . . . *sniff* . . . have feelings for another pair.

They were brighter and lighter and I thought that they had everything I needed. But then I realized that I was just dazzled by their newness and I let myself think they were better for me because I just felt like buying another pair of shoes.

Thankfully, I saw the error of my ways before it was too late, but I wanted to be honest with you because I wanted to move forward with you.

Sure there are still problems, but I’m learning to manage my expectations and I want to improve our relationship.

I think that, if we can just spend a little time together each day from now until June 28, by the time the wedding rolls around, I won’t be left blistered and heartbroken.

I’m committed to making this relationship work and I hope you are too.

Love,
Miss Hummingbird

P.S. If, in light of this conversation, you feel like this is all too much pressure, I am also receptive to trying out an open relationship with you and a pair of reception friendly flip flops. smiley306

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3 Responses to “Flip Flop Infidelity: An Open Letter to My Wedding Shoes”

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Katharine

LOL! You’re too funny.
I had a brief flirtation with another dress, but I didn’t let it go too far. I wonder if I should apologize and explain to my dress?

 
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Marlene

Too funny!

 
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frenchbulldog (message)  6,077 posts, Bee Keeper

LOL, Hum you crack me up!

 


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Mrs. Hummingbird Mrs. Hummingbird, Toronto Age and Occupation: 25, Publishing Coordinator Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Videogame Designer/Cartoonist Engagement Date: May 4, 2007 Wedding Date: June 28, 2008 Blogging Since: September 18, 2007 Venue: A garden wedding followed by a tented reception on Mr. Hummingbird's father's property. About Me: I’m a pop culture loving, vintage obsessed foodie living in Canada’s biggest city with my fantastic fiancé and our lovable fluffy cat Bettie. I’m stoked to marry my best friend and to throw what I hope will be the most fun and colourful party of our lives.
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