Mrs. Onion I Am Not

Mrs. Onion I Am Not

June 16th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm by Mrs. Lovebug
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While Mr. Lovebug and I were posing for some fountain-side photos during cocktail hour, I suddenly remembered this adorable photo of the newly wed Mr. and Mrs. Onion:

(photo by Daria Bishop Photography)

Ridiculously sweet, right? You can almost hear the little *click!* of her heels neatly hitting the pavement. But the best part is Mr. Onion’s “and down you go, little lady!” expression.

With this shot in mind, I hopped onto the fountain next to where we stood. I instructed Mr. LB to “lift me down, cute-like” (well, I don’t know for sure what I said - but I can totally see myself saying that), and Chris snapped the picture.

People, what possessed me to think that my fountain hop would be anywhere NEAR as cute as that of a woman who has fingers the size of hors d’oeuvres, I really don’t know. But at least I have these lovely shots of Mr. LB struggling not to get flattened by me instead:

I only wish you could hear the guttural “whoa now!” grunts that went along with them. Really made me feel like quite the Tinkerbell.

Oh, and the utterly scary/bizarre shape of my boob in that last shot is just an added bonus for your Monday. Enjoy.

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triciaj (message) 257 posts, Helper bee

Yet again you cause me to nearly break a rib stifling my laughter at work… And I am sure that I’m not alone in that reaction.

6/16/08 @ 1:48 pm (reply)

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Brooke

Seriously now, I think we’re going to need disclaimers at the top of your posts! These are NSFW with all my snorting and shoulder-shuffles to keep from laughing out loud!

6/16/08 @ 1:48 pm (reply)

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Erin

giggling up a storm right now

I SO appreciate your willingness to post these hilarious photos.

6/16/08 @ 1:49 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Jasmine (message) 1,170 posts, Bumble bee

Ha– I love it! Mr. Jasmine and I took photos on a fountain too and I *struggled* to get down because of the heaviness of my outfit and Mr. Jasmine’s general inability to lift me down gracefully. It was like he was heaving bricks. If there are pictures of that, I will have to post them, because I think Mr. J made a similar face

6/16/08 @ 1:49 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Daffodil (message) 565 posts, Busy bee

hahahaa lovebug, you are too hilarious! this is so adorable in its own right hahhaaaa

6/16/08 @ 1:49 pm (reply)

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Rachel

OMG “utterly scary/bizarre shape of my boob” just made me laugh out loud… LOUDLY. thanks for making my day!

6/16/08 @ 1:49 pm (reply)

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Kathy

In the last picture maybe he just realized what the shape of your boob really is…yeah, that would explain it…..

6/16/08 @ 1:50 pm (reply)

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that’s just too funny. totally made my monday!

6/16/08 @ 1:51 pm (reply)

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cannotwait (message) 2,166 posts, Buzzing bee

Well, I’m a very muscular/curvy girl & 5′10″, so I might hurt my FH, that weighs at least 20 lbs less than me if he had to lift me! (I try not to remember the exact weight difference!)

I’ll have to get creative to do CUTESY poses, but maybe just lots of leaning our heads/foreheads together since we are the same height!?

6/16/08 @ 1:51 pm (reply)

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Maude (message) 354 posts, Helper bee

Priceless

6/16/08 @ 1:52 pm (reply)

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Linda

I love it. Thank you for a Monday giggle!

6/16/08 @ 1:54 pm (reply)

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AMK

I’m laughing so hard. I wish you two lived in our town!

6/16/08 @ 1:59 pm (reply)

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BaghdadBride (message) 352 posts, Helper bee

I think this is the first time i’ve ever laughed out loud at a wedding bee post…and I’ve been reading since 06!

6/16/08 @ 2:00 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Onion (message) 710 posts, Busy bee

haha! i love it! i love what a wonderful sense of humor you have about yourself mrs. lovebug.

if you check out our super 8 footage from wes jones in my post “Super-8mm Wedding Video” http://tinyurl.com/3859r9
and fast forward to 9:07 (9 min, 7 sec) you’ll see this in action!

6/16/08 @ 2:00 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Bell Pepper (message) 146 posts, Blushing bee

this is tooo funny! you just made my day!

6/16/08 @ 2:03 pm (reply)

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Miss Lovebird (message) 1,002 posts, Bumble bee

That picture is priceless! Now I must find a fountain in Cancun to re-inact this too!

6/16/08 @ 2:03 pm (reply)

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Tea

thanks for the monday giggle mrs. lb! that look on the mr’s face is priceless!

6/16/08 @ 2:03 pm (reply)

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Feebee (message) 94 posts, Worker bee

I think your posts are inspiring a new contest: the ugly/inappropriate work laugh! About 3 people just turned around and stared at me wondering why the “spreadsheet” open on my desktop caused my mouth to get all twisted, my eyes to watering, and my entire body to convulsing.

You are hilarious! It is so much fun to read your re-cap!

6/16/08 @ 2:04 pm (reply)

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lou

Ha! I love that you show the unedited pics as well as the ‘wow, that should be in a magazine’ ones. You know why? Because it shows you’re real people. Real people who pull faces and have occasional freaky boobage and laugh until milk comes out of their nose. And when real people are as happy and in love as you two, it doesn’t matter

p.s. if it makes you feel any better, I’m sure the strain on Mr Lovebug’s face was due to the weight of the dress, not you. And I’m sure the sight of you made him weak in the knees

6/16/08 @ 2:05 pm (reply)

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miss teaberry

hahahahahaha thank you

6/16/08 @ 2:10 pm (reply)

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