I thought with the final decision on the bridesmaid dress, we’d seen the last of my dress orgies…but I was wrong. There are more dresses in the world for me to try on! And it turns out that Mr Milkshake is a pretty darn good photographer!

This blueish-green one below is perhaps even more stunning in this photo than when I tried it on. The color is gorgeous and not garish, and the yellowy-peach details go so well with my skin tone.


Finally! A dress in a store that’s my size. It even fits around my butt perfectly - ignore the one inch thick underwear line - they’re my super comfy American Eagle undies.

It fits so well I have to hike it up just a couple inches in order to sit down.


In the end I chose the dress below. Birds! Coming from the girl that owns yellow Rocket Dog shoes with embroidered birds on it, it’s totally me, and it’s going to be custom made to my size! I’ve never had anything custom made before. So a big thank you to Mr Milkshake’s mom for what’s going to be the sweetest and best fitting dress I’ve ever owned.

They are all so pretty on you! I love all your dress orgies :).