Miss Candy Corn, Philadelphia
Age and Occupation: Senior Editor/Writer & Freelance Illustrator
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Student
Engagement Date: September 1, 2004
Wedding Date: October, 2008
Blogging Since: May 6, 2008
Venue: Pennsylvania Museum of Archaelogy and Anthropology
About Me: I enjoy people watching (especially in New Jersey malls), obsessive collecting, drooling over contemporary art, browsing flea markets for vintage finds and eating an absurd amount of cheese. In my Philadelphia abode, I create mixed media artwork and one-of-a-kind home accessories in the company of my farmer-tanned fiancé, our Westiepoo (Betty White), our three rabbits (Cadbury, Willie Nelson and Applesauce) and our two frisky chinchillas (Ethel Funk and Maude).
How I Scored My Free Wedding Undies..
July 21st, 2008 @ 6:16 pm by Miss Candy Corn
First off, I wanted to let everyone know that the magazine I used to work for has decided to open their doors again and begged me to return. So, as of this week I will be employed (for who knows how long… can you tell I’m cynical?) and able to pay my bills once again. One of the benefits of working for a magazine was the unannounced press kits we’d receive in the mail. One week, my editor-in-chief opened a package with a pair of Wifeville undies in my size and tossed them over to me:
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It was pretty obvious that they were destined to be my wedding underwear. They fit all of my requirements. They’re 1.) Hot pink 2.) Cheeky (no pun intended) 3.) Polka dotted 4.) Boyshorts and 5.) Have an ugly-in-a-good-way crochet flower
Is anyone else going down the deliciously tacky wedding underwear route?
16 Responses to “How I Scored My Free Wedding Undies..”
Heh. I read “crochet flower” as something else. Naughty!
I haven’t thought about the undies yet, but I think I’ll go more in the tacky direction than sexy… I’ll just buy sexy ones for later, so I don’t have to wear them all day. 
And congrats on being employed again!!! Whatever happens, at least you can 1) keep job-hunting but in a more leisurely manner and 2) eat. You must be immensely relieved - I know it makes me feel better for you!!!
Does no undies count as deliciously tacky? I think it does!
Congrats on getting your job back! Soooooo…are you going to invite your coworkers to the wedding now?
oh Candy! congrats on the job-o! I hope they stay ’round for a while! (but don’t let them have you forever. you can do better, if you ask me - those birds are totally marketable)
The undies are adorable!! But CONGRATS on the job situation!! I know it’s probably not ideal, but if you’re not happy there, you can search on your own terms like GorgesViola said. Yey!!
I WANT THOSE!! they’re hilarious. My FH would laugh his tail off.
About the job: hip-hip hurray!! I am SO happy to hear that. I told FH about you losing ur job and even he was sad. Anyhoo, I strongly suggest you keep looking like GorgesViola said.
They don’t deserve you after the stress they caused so now its time for you to use them…until something better pops up *cackle*
Yay, I’m psyched for you about the job (and the uber cute unders)
I think I’m going to be rocking my cute polka-dotted depends diapers…tryin to impress here
ha!!
you got your job back?? I’m sooo excited for you! *does happy dance of her own* 
I went with the blue undies as my “something blue.” I normally wear thong underwear, but I knew that about 10 people would be in the room when I was getting dressed (BMs, MIL, etc) so I decided to go with more coverage than a thong.
Becky
Congrats on the job! Yay! You didn’t need that stress right before the wedding.
hi miss candy corn,
been stalkin you…
love your ideas and i have a question about your earlier photo booth post but i can’t for the life of me figure out how to private message.
help!
Congrats on the job
It’s all about the control pants under my dress… I’m in good shape but you just can’t beat that smooth line they give you…
