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Mrs. Tulip, DC Age and Occupation: 36, Retired Fiance's Age and Occupation: 33, Counsel/DOO for Small Gov't Contractor Engagement Date: August 8, 2007 Wedding Date: March, 2008 Venue: Still Looking! About Me: In all my dreams of the man I'd someday marry, I never pictured anyone as perfect for me as Mr. Tulip. So now we just have to make it through the craziness of the wedding and the moving in together! I love crafts, sewing, jewelry making, and photography, so am looking forward to this chance for DIY fun. When not wedding planning, I'm playing with our dog and 4 cats, Ebay shopping, or watching too much TV (often simultaneously!).
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Cancel My Makeover!

July 26th, 2008 @ 3:00 pm by Mrs. Tulip

Thanks to Smashing Magazine’s recent list of 70 Beauty-Retouching Photoshop Tutorials, I never have to look attractive in person again. Apparently, appearance is all in the Photoshop, baby!!

Sure, we know what Photoshop routinely does for celebrities:

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(The lovely — and lovelier — Naomi Watts.)

But it can do so much for the rest of us as well. For example, why lose weight when you can magically melt away spare tires and cellulite?

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Or, perhaps you’d like shinier hair?

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How about longer fingernails?

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Other possibilities include nose jobs, thicker eyelashes, a new hair color, bigger boobs, whiter teeth … and, of course, the all-around touch-up:

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I may never visit the beauty salon again! But you’ll never know it, my cyber-friends…. A little study time with these tutorials, and I’ll be looking HOT.

(All images and all 70 tutorials linked here.)

9 Responses to “Cancel My Makeover!”

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MissEsq says:

wow I feel so much better about myself! thanks. that was so needed in the morning :-)

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liz says:

it’s amazing how photoshopped almost EVERY SINGLE picture in almost EVERY SINGLE magazine is. after checking out some of the before and after pictures you can find on the internet, i felt a lot better about my skin, hair and body. those celebrities who look perfect? they’re actually pretty normal. :)

photoshop works wonders for sure!

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angee524 says:

I totally touch up most of my photographs. I don’t like the way I look in pictures without makeup so I go and fix a few things like dark undereye circles, shiny face or blemishes, whiten teeth and I’ve even added in makeup when I wasn’t wearing any. It’s amazing what software is capable of nowadays.

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Renee says:

hahah you’re a very funny blogger - great starting sentence :)

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Mrs. Daffodil says:

WOW! that is a CRAZY difference in those pics!!

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Guilty Secret says:

I’m not going to deny that I’ve touched up photos a little, smoothed out shiny skin or covered spots, but I honestly think Naomi Watts looks much better in the first photo. And those false nails look gross!

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Amy says:

Naomi Watts looks much prettier in the first photo.

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Sharmeen says:

I agree with Amy …

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Miss Avocado says:

I could spend HOURS using this site. Thanks for the link!


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Mrs. Tulip Mrs. Tulip, DC Age and Occupation: 36, Retired Fiance's Age and Occupation: 33, Counsel/DOO for Small Gov't Contractor Engagement Date: August 8, 2007 Wedding Date: March, 2008 Venue: Still Looking! About Me: In all my dreams of the man I'd someday marry, I never pictured anyone as perfect for me as Mr. Tulip. So now we just have to make it through the craziness of the wedding and the moving in together! I love crafts, sewing, jewelry making, and photography, so am looking forward to this chance for DIY fun. When not wedding planning, I'm playing with our dog and 4 cats, Ebay shopping, or watching too much TV (often simultaneously!).