Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Uh… Unexpectedly Blue

Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Uh… Unexpectedly Blue

July 29th, 2008 @ 10:30 am by Miss Candy Corn
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I just spent a half hour browsing Google for “something blue” ideas for my friend’s wedding, when I discovered this beauty:

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Betty Beauty

I like to consider myself to be a pretty laid-back, alternative bride kinda gal, but this is just beyond my realm of comprehension. When I first stumbled upon the website, I was confused and wasn’t sure what I was looking at. I was like, aw cute, free wedding stencils! Then I tried to figure out what exactly they were being stenciled on, when I realized, OH MAH GAH, they are marketing to brides who they think should dye their coochies candy blue for their wedding day! Call me a pube prude, but something tells me this isn’t the kind of “something blue” my friend had been hoping for. Unless the groom-to-be has a Smurf fetish, I can’t really see the sense in splurging $20 for this. Even though it totally matches our wedding colors, I’m not willing to take my color theme obsession THAT far.

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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at Betty White in her blue sweater the same way again.

What kinds of wedding-related products have you found that have made you wonder, what can’t they market to brides?

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29 Responses to “Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Uh… Unexpectedly Blue”

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ginger (message) 60 posts, Worker bee

dont like the idea too. i like mine smooth n hairfree. doesnt everyone?

7/29/08 @ 10:33 am (reply)

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lunapark (message) 85 posts, Worker bee

okay, I can’t even bring myself to look at the website, but what troubles me most from the screencap is that it seems that this product has won awards! WTF?!?

7/29/08 @ 10:37 am (reply)

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pancakes (message) 36 posts, Newbee

that’s ummm…unique…but i’ll pass!

7/29/08 @ 10:39 am (reply)

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MissSauce (message) 94 posts, Worker bee

I think FH would die laughing, and that would be the end of that.

7/29/08 @ 10:47 am (reply)

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Miss Hot Cocoa (message) 2,077 posts, Buzzing bee

THIS. IS. AMAZING. Candy corn, you win my LOL award of the day. Plus I’m going to spend all day long thinking about why someone would want to stencil the shape of a dove into the netherregions.

7/29/08 @ 10:51 am (reply)

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Miss Margarita (message) 369 posts, Helper bee

HAHA! this is so freakin hilarious and disturbing.

7/29/08 @ 10:52 am (reply)

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Kristin

This reminds me of the SATC episode where Samantha is trying to cover a gray hair, and leaves the dye on too long. She corners Carrie in the bathroom and says “I am bozo the clown!”

7/29/08 @ 11:04 am (reply)

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Guilty Secret

Ha ha “great gift idea” - yeah right!

7/29/08 @ 11:10 am (reply)

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Miss Cherry Pie (message) 884 posts, Busy bee

That… is a BAD idea.

Bad product, bad!

I can see so many ways for it to go hilariously wrong…

7/29/08 @ 11:12 am (reply)

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Miss Avocado (message) 1,543 posts, Bumble bee

No no no no no!

7/29/08 @ 11:22 am (reply)

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Ms. 122

oh.my.gosh

there’s nothing more that could be said.

7/29/08 @ 11:27 am (reply)

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Miss Cookie (message) 795 posts, Busy bee

All I can think of is the “Sex and the City” dyes her pubes!

This product is wrong in so many ways! But thanks for starting my day out with a laugh!

7/29/08 @ 11:43 am (reply)

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Miss Cookie (message) 795 posts, Busy bee

..Sex and the City” episode where Samantha dyes her pubes!

7/29/08 @ 11:44 am (reply)

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Miss X

I don’t know if I’m more perplexed about why someone would do this in the first place, or why there are stencils involved.

This one get the ol’ W-O-W hand signs!

7/29/08 @ 11:49 am (reply)

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frenchbulldog (message) 7,730 posts, Bee Keeper

@Miss Hot Cocoa: SERIOUSLY!!!

7/29/08 @ 11:56 am (reply)

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Miss Sea Breeze (message) 972 posts, Busy bee

Is it a NSFW site? I’m totally repulsed, and yet I’m fighting the urge to click the link…. Must… fight… urge….

7/29/08 @ 11:58 am (reply)

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mdarrah (message) 1,205 posts, Bumble bee

HAHHAAHH!!! Lovin’ the pointing out that this is a good idea for someone who’s sig other loves smurfs. That just took me from giggle to all our laughing. Thanks.

Ah - and the Botox for Bridesmaids party?…ummm…. whats nex - Implants for In-laws?

7/29/08 @ 11:59 am (reply)

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Miss Candy Corn (message) 616 posts, Busy bee

@Kristin:
hahah i was thinking the same thing about the SATC episode!!!

@Miss X:
hahhha you said it best

@Miss Sea Breeze:
it’s safe for work, no scary cooter pics thank god.

7/29/08 @ 11:59 am (reply)

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baderin

Can you imagine trying to explain this to the great aunt who asks you what your something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue things are?

7/29/08 @ 12:24 pm (reply)

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