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Mrs. Coconut, Tallahassee Age and Occupation: 27, Lawyer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, phD Computer Science Engagement Date: March 2007 Wedding Date: November 2008 Blogging Since: May 20, 2008 Venue: 1930s Historic Building in Lakeland, FL About Me: I never thought about weddings until I got engaged. Now, I can't stop thinking about them! Planning the wedding has really opened the floodgates to my DIY side. If there's anything I can do to avoid hiring someone else, I will do it! Mr. Coconut is my financial advisor, he tries to keep me budget-conscious! We've tried to make wedding planning a team effort!
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I’m Marrying Michael Phelps

August 23rd, 2008 @ 5:01 pm by Mrs. Coconut

Just kidding! I know, that’s a torturous joke, isn’t it?! Everyone in the world wants to marry Michael Phelps right now, and I promise I’m not the one taking him off the market. Actually, I have something much better: Mr. Coconut, a Michael Phelps look-alike without the hectic training schedule or the 12,000 calorie a day diet. Because, let’s be honest, I think I’d be one plump Asian if that were the case!

As the Summer Olympics come to a close, I just wanted to have my own closing ceremony. For the last month, I have been barraged with e-mails and text messages from my friends and family claiming that Mr. Coconut is in fact in Beijing breaking every world record in swimming. In fact, Mr. Coconut is with me, researching point-to-point communications for his Ph.D.

To illustrate the likeness:

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Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Maybe they were separated at birth?! Or maybe I met him while attending University of Michigan and am now suffering from serious amnesia?! Haha, no.

Oh, and in case you were wondering… their bodies are the same, too. I’d show you a picture, but that would be too X rated for a wedding blog! ;)

Seriously though, congratulations to all the athletes, you guys are amazing!!!

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37 Responses to “I’m Marrying Michael Phelps”

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jealous

NOT FAIRRRRRRRR.

 
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V (message)  482 posts, Helper bee

I think everyone wants Phelps for the gold….without it…would he be so hot???

 
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BunnyBlue (message)  528 posts, Busy bee

LOL I’m voting Mr. Coconut to star in the Michael Phelps Movie!!

 
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weddingholic

The good news is that your fiance doesn’t have jacked up teeth! Luckily you get the Michael Phelps-esque look minus the buthisface

 
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Miss Hydrangea (message)  414 posts, Helper bee

That’s too funny! I vote he plays Phelps in the movie too!

 
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kayteebug

Uhh, I’d say he’s better looking than Phelps. I agree with weddingholic, Phelps is a buthisface.

 
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Miss Cookie (message)  795 posts, Busy bee

Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny! Does Mr. C ever get mistaken as Phelps on the stree?

 
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Miss Cookie (message)  795 posts, Busy bee

*street?

 
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Miss Hot Cocoa (message)  2,077 posts, Buzzing bee

Uncanny! Did you show this post to Mr. Coconut? Is he blushing?

 
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CarolineG

Your FI is way better looking than Michael. Phelps is only good looking from the neck down.

 
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V (message)  482 posts, Helper bee

btw…yes…facewise…Mr. C is better looking!

 
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Jehnel

From the neck down, MP is okay. From the neck up, it’s just ew.

 
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Miss Coconut (message)  351 posts, Helper bee

Hey you guys do realize that some of you are saying that Mr. C is “ew?” I might just cry.

 
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Miss Avocado (message)  1,543 posts, Bumble bee

I hate people who think that Phelps should have perfect face because he is a perfect swimmer. Hello, this isn’t Hollywood people. This is what people REALLY look like.

Don’t cry Miss C. I think both men have happy, bright smiles, and both look so content to be where they are at right now.

 
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Yach

They’re both adorable! I wouldn’t mind being married to an “Olympian”.

 
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Does the Dress Fit

He really does look like Phelps. I hope he gets the role!

 
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CarolineG

Miss Avocado, I do hope you meant “I hate it when people think…” and not “I hate people who think…”, otherwise you sound far more judgmental than we.

No one said they felt Phelps “should” look any particular way for any reason.

 
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Miss Coconut (message)  351 posts, Helper bee

Hey, hey, hey let’s all calm down ladies, this was meant to be a fun post!!! ;)

 
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Miss Coconut (message)  351 posts, Helper bee

@Miss Cookie: We went grocery shopping after the gym the other day, and I was wearing an “Inner City Games” Olympic shirt, and I felt like people were staring at us for an unreasonably long amount of time!!

@Miss Hot Cocoa: I did show Mr. C the post. He blushed a little!!! ;)

 
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swtl

I think Michael Phelps is SUPER cute and seriously, even if he wasn’t the greatest olympian of all time–I really would still think that way! I don’t know why I hear so much meowing from some of the other ladies but my guess is that they’re a little jealous ;) Don’t take it to heart and congratulations! You two look so good together!

 
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Mrs. Coconut, Tallahassee Age and Occupation: 27, Lawyer Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, phD Computer Science Engagement Date: March 2007 Wedding Date: November 2008 Blogging Since: May 20, 2008 Venue: 1930s Historic Building in Lakeland, FL About Me: I never thought about weddings until I got engaged. Now, I can't stop thinking about them! Planning the wedding has really opened the floodgates to my DIY side. If there's anything I can do to avoid hiring someone else, I will do it! Mr. Coconut is my financial advisor, he tries to keep me budget-conscious! We've tried to make wedding planning a team effort!

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