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Mrs. Candy Corn, Philadelphia Age and Occupation: 24, Senior Editor/Writer & Freelance Illustrator Fiance's Age and Occupation: 24, Inventory Manager for a Music Publisher Engagement Date: September 1, 2004 Wedding Date: October, 2008 Blogging Since: May 6, 2008 Venue: Pennsylvania Museum of Archaelogy and Anthropology About Me: I enjoy people watching (especially in New Jersey malls), obsessive collecting, drooling over contemporary art, browsing flea markets for vintage finds and eating an absurd amount of cheese. In my Philadelphia abode, I create mixed media artwork and one-of-a-kind home accessories in the company of my farmer-tanned husband, our Westiepoo (Betty White), our three rabbits (Cadbury, Willie Nelson and Applesauce) and our two frisky chinchillas (Ethel Funk and Maude).
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My Disturbing Wedding Countdown

August 30th, 2008 @ 11:01 am by Mrs. Candy Corn

As the wedding date gets closer and closer, most couples have fun watching their countdowns tick down to the double, then single digits.

Some people use countdowns on sites like Facebook:

Me? I have a unique approach to counting down the days…

Folks, after this weekend I will be just ONE menstrual cycle away from the wedding! How thrilling is that?! Only one more week of cramping and bloatedness as a single lady!

Please tell me there are other brides-to-be out there who have thoughts like these. When I told Mr. CC that I’m almost one period away from marriage, he just shook his head and gave me a “Honey, you’re so special” look.

I know I should join the norm and tick the days off on a calendar, but I can’t help but think things like, “We’re only six more Project Runways away from the wedding!” or “I bet I’ll still be using this stick of deodorant by the time our wedding day creeps up!” All of my thoughts are consumed by wedding excitement. I can’t help it!

And yes, now you all know my menstrual schedule and can join in wishing me a happy period on a monthly basis.

How are you and your significant other counting down the days?

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27 Responses to “My Disturbing Wedding Countdown”

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NatiSylv (message)  57 posts, Worker bee

We have a tub of ricotta cheese in our fridge that expires the same day as our wedding! I pointed it out to my fiance the other day, in a “how sweet is this???” kind of way but i guess he wasn’t quite as excited by the thought!

 
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lilmissd

@NatiSylv:

I’m excited for you, on behalf of him. I bought milk last week because the date on it was Aug 8.

 
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Hoolie

Wow. I honestly thought I was the only one. My “monthly” sure lets me know when it’s here, so I base everything on it. I change my monthly contact lenses, color my hair, etc. In fact I said the same thing to my fiance about our wedding being only one period away and he mentioned that the cookie dough in our fridge expires on our wedding day. Apparently, when I mention my period he thinks of cookie dough. That’s why I’m marrying him. :)

 
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CaitStClair

Ha ha! I read this to my FH and he got this weird look on his face so I said, What? It’s funny!
He replied, Actually I think it’s comforting.
What? That we’re not the only ones like that?
Uh Huh.
You’re definitely not alone.

 
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Katharine

Haha, you’re awesome, Miss Candy Corn! Though I do the traditional countdown stuff, I also think like that!

 
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Maude

Hilarious!! And not weird at all - I know exactly what you mean.

 
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Glitter650 (message)  52 posts, Worker bee

I totally keep thinking to myself if I hear things are happening on a date after the wedding… “oh I”l be married by then” or “that’s after the wedding”

 
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missm (message)  811 posts, Busy bee

now we’re less than one month (!) out, the this is the last x before the wedding realizations are coming fast and furious. so comforting to know i’m not alone!

 
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December

Heh, I do the expiration date countdown — things like jars of mustard are already past the wedding date, and I’ll work my way up through more perishable foods until finally we’re within the milk stage. :) I haven’t told FI about it yet — pretty sure he would roll his eyes at me. :)

 
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liz

lol, i immediately recognized the cyclespage calendars. :X

 
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GetMarried4Less (message)  915 posts, Busy bee

yes…yes.

i’ve had those thoughts….like…only 60 more days that i’ll brush my teeth as a single lady. or, only one more set of contacts until the wedding.

yeah….i’m wierd.

i’ve got 2 more periods to go. the 3rd one will be the week after our honeymoon…..which means pms *during* the honeymoon….whose idea was that?

 
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CarolineG (message)  422 posts, Helper bee

We’re getting married on the exact same day!

 
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pailoflove

we have a countdown through theknot, as well as on our website. but your post made me sit down in front of a calendar. I sat there and marked my 28 day period cycle only to find out that on our wedding day is the very first day of my period! HELP! I know tmi, but it’s very heavy. Anyone ready with suggestions on coping with it?

 
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Kaleigh

Rofl omg- I thought the EXACT same thing to myself last night as I popped my pill- only in regards to the love of my life getting home from deployment! I looked at the pack and thought- omg! Only one more pack til he’s home! lol

 
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Mrs.Sunlofwer

we have a small chalkboard that is to count down the days until Christmas. We crossed it off and put the countdown to our wedding. 14 days today!! whoo hoo!

 
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BeachBride08

I was looking at your calendar and noticed that I were you, I would be bloated and bitchy cause my wedding date is the 23 of Sept. Not to mention the next day,”aunt flow” would be a visitin’…
But because I’m me, I’m very safe. I will not have ‘it’ until we get back from our wedding/honeymoon….Yahoo!!!!
(although, I will be PMSing…..crap…do ya ever win!!!! ahhahahah

 
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amandad1432

At least when you go on your honeymoon (assuming it is right after the wedding) you will have passed your most fertile days. LOL

Congrats on only having one to go!

 
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Natakie16 (message)  493 posts, Helper bee

pailoflove- there have been a lot of posts on that subject on the blog and on the boards, do a search, I’m sure you’ll find lots of advice :) Good luck!

 
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Ms Popcorn

hahaha… I love that you use “special” the way one of my friends does. I remember her telling me about slang and catchphrases catching between coworkers, and I asked if she had her coworkers using “special” and she said she tried very hard not to be “special” at work.

 
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Shasha

Oh man Miss CC, THAT’S hilarious!

I got doctors orders to use NuvaRing non-stop (cause I get HORRIBLE get migraines on the “out” week). I was happy, happy cause Aunt Flo woulda come to town on the honeymoon and now doc says she won’t be coming any more.

*happy dancing!*

 
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solodlc

Haha! I’ve been tracking my period to make sure it wouldn’t be during our honeymoon and I have recently thought the same thing (our wedding is Oct. 11th!).

 
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Mrs. Flamingo (message)  1,267 posts, Bumble bee

your too funny. I love it!

 
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Jodi

@NatiSylv:

Haha! I told my fiancé the other day “Guess what? Our trial version of Microsoft Money expires on our wedding day!”. He just said “Okay” like I was nuts. :-P

 
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Jodi

I have a big dry erase board in my cubicle and I’ve been counting down on that. I also have a countdown timer on my Myspace and my Live Journal user info page. :)

 
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frenchbulldog (message)  6,063 posts, Bee Keeper

You crack me up! You are too cute!

 
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kathy

Haha, we are on the exact same cycle!

 
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bride2B

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