Our Legwear Will Keep Us Together, As One.

Our Legwear Will Keep Us Together, As One.

September 10th, 2008 @ 3:52 pm by Mrs. Pomegranate

Just like Mrs. Penguin’s Evite Bachelorette invite, my girls chose to send a raunchy virtual invitation via MySpace. Last week I received an event notification in my inbox with the title of, “Miss Pom’s Bachelorette Party!” I excitedly logged in to my account to see if I could deduce any important details from the invitation, as MOH had been keeping the Bach Party planning a Top Secret. I’m warning you - I have NO SHAME when it comes to the class-lacking connotations of what falls below this break. NO. SHAME.

Image via theplaceforitall

My uber-classy Bachelorette Party MySpace Event invitation.

Here’s the text of the invite:

Posted By:
MOH

Hosted By::
MOH
e-mail

When:
some time

Where:
some place
Sacramento
United States
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Come join us for a Pub Crawl for Miss Pom’s Bachelorette Party!

Your RSVP :
Attending

Come one, come all. I am inviting you all to come out and celebrate Miss Pom’s last few weeks of being a officially a single gal. It’s that one night we all get together and consume lots of alcohol and dance on tables. The one night of the year all rules are thrown out the window. If you moon random cars or flash your boobies at the bar for a free drink no one will judge you. Actually, we urge you to let loose! This night is for anyone who is over 21 and likes to have fun. You will be asked to participate in games that could cause death - but we will not have a wavier for you to sign.

The Bachelorette Party is going to be a Pub Crawl that will start @ some place. If you are showing up later than some time call my phone (000) 000-0000 to locate us on the crawl. Please wear a dress of your choice with funky, sassy, dorky, cute, sexy, etc., tights or leggings of your choice - our legwear will keep us together, as one. We will be stopping for dinner around 8 PM. Hope to see you there!!!

Oh and if you have cankles - no worries, your physical abilities will not be hindered.

And a close-up of that super-classy photo:

Let’s just say someone had a little TOO much fun with Photoshop!

Okay, so I HAVE censored a smidgen of the invite - mainly the invite photo that is really NSFW and pretty darn inappropriate as well. Let’s just say that my comment below was, “I don’t think that is a milk mustache.” Yeah, I’m a good sport. Let’s move past the dirt and on to the dirty details.

First off, I am super excited - it’s a Pub Crawl! My friends and I get together every year to do a Pub Crawl for St. Patty’s Day. It’s a long running tradition and is always a complete blast! What’s better than drinking beer while walking it off? Guilt-free I tell you!

Mr. Pomegranate and I at the St. Patty’s Day Pub Crawl in 2006.

Kick A** Cake Baking Bridesmaid, MOH and I acting silly at the St. Patty’s Day Pub Crawl in 2007.

Secondly, there’s a sneak peek into the dress code: “Please wear a dress of your choice with funky, sassy, dorky, cute, sexy, ect. tights or leggings of your choice - our legwear will keep us together, as one.” So I’ve decided to go with sexy, as it’s my last night as a single gal, and purchased some fishnet stockings. Luckily, I received a Victoria’s Secret gift card as a bridal shower gift, so I used it to purchase the below, which I will wear under my LBD (little black dress).

Ruffle-top Fishnet Thigh-Highs $20 @ Victoria’s Secret
They were so cute - I couldn’t pass them up!