The Secret Life of Meat (errr, Bees!): The Meatball Edition

The Secret Life of Meat (errr, Bees!): The Meatball Edition

November 7th, 2008 @ 2:57 pm by Mrs. Meatball
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I’m gonna jump on the bandwagon here and share some juicy tidbits to shock, amuse and amaze you. It’s definitely hard to decide what to share… the first things I think of are too gross, or inappropriate (cuz my sense of humor is definitely off-colour), or too personal. But I finally managed to come up with a few peeks into my secret life for y’alls enjoyment

1. I have a foul mouth. Blame it on my dad, who used to drive trucks, race cars, and fly planes… but I love to shock folks with my language. It’s debatably made worse by the fact that the majority of my close friends are men… but I kind of think it works better that way. Once in a while I’ll be hanging with a new girlfriend and some nasty shiz will come out of my mouth and the looks I get are usually characteristic of someone who wants to laugh but thinks it’s just wrong to encourage me. If the new girl gets me and laughs… she’s automatically my new BFF. I curb my tongue for the online use, but it takes so much restraint, yo.

2. I went from being painfully unpopular and an ugly ducking in elementary/middle school to being a ’bad kid’ rebel with pink hair in High School. I even had to go to a special day school program for naughty teens for my Junior year. It pretty much scared me straight, and I not only went on to college, but grad school as well - much to the surprise of my former classmates. Thank heavens I had such patient, enduring parents. Sorry about that, mom and dad

3. I am terrible about putting things where they go. I constantly leave flotsam and jetsam in my wake… dropping clothes in the living room, leaving cabinets open, shoes in the middle of rooms, cans of soda on the desk. I could even be on my way to the bedroom where the hamper is, and still leave my underwear on the kitchen table. Well, maybe not my underwear. But definitely pajama bottoms. I don’t know what it is… it’s like a disease.

Any of you closet bad kids, or messy tessy, or just plain potty mouthed? What secrets do you keep, and which will you share? C’mon now, don’t be shy!

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15 Responses to “The Secret Life of Meat (errr, Bees!): The Meatball Edition”

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emjoy37 (message) 78 posts, Worker bee

I’m SO with you on #3!!!!! I could’ve written that It’s bad. Especially when it comes to my keys and cell phone.

11/7/08 @ 3:00 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Corn (message) 1,127 posts, Bumble bee

hee hee…my mom used to call me ‘Val’ after the Valdese oil spill because of my tendencies to just drop things and leave them in my wake

11/7/08 @ 3:11 pm (reply)

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leslie

I’m with you on #3 too. My man, total opposite! It’s an interesting household for sure.

11/7/08 @ 3:11 pm (reply)

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Miss OceanBeach SF (message) 181 posts, Blushing bee

Let’s just say that my parents called me Messy Jessi for a reason.

11/7/08 @ 3:13 pm (reply)

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Leslie S.

I’m with you on Number 1 and Number 3. I have 4 brothers, no sisters, and almost all guy friends, so the potty mouth comes with the territory, I guess! I’ve tried hard for years to stop it, but it’s so hard. And Number 3, I’ve always been a little messy like that. I just drop things where convenient. My husband is the exact opposite and is a firm believer that everything has its place and that place should be away and out of sight. We’ve both had to learn to compromise over the last year and a half since getting married and moving in together and I think we’re both better off for the experience. I have learned to be a little neater and my husband has learned to loosen up a bit.

11/7/08 @ 3:25 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Espresso (message) 1,310 posts, Bumble bee

Congrats on going to Grad School. That’s a whole lotta school and this is one impressed espresso@

11/7/08 @ 3:28 pm (reply)

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Miss Taffy (message) 3,104 posts, Sugar bee

Yep, I’m messy. I leave a trail of random things, tissues (gross!), candy wrappers (seriously) etc wherever I go. I had a really bad potty mouth working in the studio with the male car designers, but it’s tapered off.

11/7/08 @ 3:32 pm (reply)

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Mrs. Pinot Noir (message) 799 posts, Busy bee

I was a secret bad kid. As in I got straight A’s and skipped school or took a “secret” vacation to Oregon.

11/7/08 @ 3:36 pm (reply)

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Ryn

I love the juicy tidbits….but I think you might be writing about me…except I have mostly female friends and I’m still a potty mouth…I guess we’re a bunch of sailors, lol.

11/7/08 @ 4:43 pm (reply)

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umyeah

I could be your long lost sister. I had my hair dyed every color of the rainbow, I “explode” whenever I enter a room, and I make most men blush with my overly offensive potty mouth combined with sick comments. It must be something about girls with red hair.

11/7/08 @ 7:13 pm (reply)

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Miss Hot Cocoa (message) 2,077 posts, Buzzing bee

The stuff that comes out of my mouth is seriously NC-17 too!

11/7/08 @ 8:14 pm (reply)

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allison c.

my fiance prefers to call it the “sims” syndrome - just dropping things willy nilly!

11/8/08 @ 8:48 am (reply)

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Mrs. Penguin (message) 3,499 posts, Sugar bee

LOL allision c. SIMS syndrome! Thats a perfect description! Mr. Peng would say I have the same thing! I find that if I “Put stuff away” I totally lose stuff, whereas if I just drop it where I feel like, I can always easily find it again. A good rationale to be messy, I think. Cleaning up means losing things, and that’s totally annoying!

11/8/08 @ 10:41 am (reply)

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Guest

Im so number 3! so SIMS ha?

11/11/08 @ 7:52 am (reply)

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Mandy

haha i love this blog, it refreshes me to see so many other girlys just like me! i do have an offensive potty mouth and I am LOUD to boot, not always the best combination let me tell you. i am also a pretty messy person, you should see my house! i vow that when the FH and I get our own house, it will be the start to my cleaning side, but I’m with you Penguin, no matter how messy it gets, I can always find things!!

11/12/08 @ 11:53 am (reply)