Wedding Blog

I think it’s obvious that I’m silly and not afraid to embarrass myself in public (as evidenced here, here and here), but let me share a few more things about myself to really seal the deal.

1. I’m a huge fan of cheesy pop music and cheesy teenager television shows. Gossip Girl, ANTM, Miley Cyrus, Spice Girls, NKOTB, LMNT, Hanson… yeah. All that stuff makes me happy. I’m the annoying girl next to you in traffic who has all the windows down and the sunroof open blaring MmmmBop. I also went to the New Kids concert last month and remembered the “New Kids Dance” as in “get on the floor and do the New Kids dance… oh oh OH oh Oh Hangin’ Tough” and danced in the aisles with my two left feet.

2. I got drunk and sang karaoke (badly) at my dad’s wedding. Why is this shocking? Because I do not drink alcohol. Really—I can count the number of times I’ve been intoxicated on one hand. But, for some reason, the waiter kept filling my wine glass and I didn’t notice and kept drinking. Totally embarrassing having to get a ride home from your parents’ house after probably only having a total of one and a half glasses of wine. Can you say cheap date? I still *cringe* every time I think of it.

That’s the Dumpling glazed over look. I do not remember taking this picture.

3. I eat dumplings for breakfast. See below.

Cannibalism at Dim Sum

Hhhhmmmmm… I wonder if Mrs. Avocado eats guacamole? Do you think Miss Cheese eats cheese dip? What about Mrs. Cupcake… think she has a sweet tooth? Meatball, Lemonade, Deviled Egg, Spring Roll, Champagne, any other food/beverage Bees… consider yourself CHALLENGED!