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Mrs. Meatball, Hollywood Age and Occupation: 30, Actor/Writer/Office Maven Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Actor/Writer Engagement Date: October 7, 2007 Wedding Date: May, 2009 Blogging Since: September 16, 2008 Venue: Private Garden/The Bungalow Club About Me: I love melty cheese and diet coke almost as much as I love my man. I'm from Chicago, he's from NYC, and we both miss public transit and great pizza. We have an adorable muppet dog called Paco. I'm part hippie with a healthy dash of hip hop superstar, have excessive empathy for animals, and have not one, but two bionic eyes (long story). We're broke and it ain't no joke. It can't stop us from planning the bold and whimsical wedding of our dreams, but we've had to get pretty creative to make it work, yo!
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Although the horror of seeing myself in some of the photos has not yet worn off, I am ready to begin the recap! Thank you to my loyal commenters, for assuaging my fears of a mass blog exodus, after seeing me in all my karaoke glory. You gals rawk.

First up, the shower portion of the night, otherwise known as “dress MaPo up and play silly games”.

Since MaPo was staying with us, I asked Mr. Meatball to take her out for an hour or so to let me get the house ready. I frantically blew up balloons, set out decorations, organized prizes, and put on some mood music. Luckily, a few of the guests showed up in time to help finish things off… and they came bearing penis cupcakes and limo music mixes! MaPo had no idea what awaited her that evening… every step of the way was a surprise!

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The mix tape cover art, courtesy of “Savannah”*

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Yum, strawberry penis candies!

Mr. Meatball and our friend “Aristotle” came back and announced MaPo with a grand ceremony, followed by dancing and heartfelt reunions.

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MaPo had not seen “Taco” in 6 years!

Then we kicked the men to the curb, and got down to business. We all made a drink, enjoyed a penis-cake, and let the games begin!

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MaPo before… and after!

I had picked up some fun bridely accoutrements, including a hottie whistle, sash, light up button, shot-glass veil, and more. MaPo loooooves dress up!

Then we played some games. We started off with “Purse Raid“, moved onto Sweet, Sexy Advice, Carve the Cucumber (a personal favorite), and the NearlyWed Game. We’d also intermittently have MaPo pop one of the penis-shaped balloons around the room, and answer the naughty question on the paper inside. It was so much fun, and everyone got to win a prize! I highly recommend these games. The NearlyWed game is extra fun if you can get the groom to record his answers on video and play them during the game… alas, this was not to be in our case.

The prizes ranged from naughty trinkets like the “Tongue Dinger” and a pocket “personal massager” to fun novelties such as Skull Lip Gloss, light up rings and silly sunglasses. All the girls seemed really pleased!

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“Suzy Furburger”**, with a penis balloon betwixt her leggies.

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The winning cucumber!

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Taco, big pimpin’ in her prize

MaPo opened some gifts - a Victoria’s Secret gift card, an awesome book, and the infamous Climax Rabbit to name just a few. Suffice it to say, she will be was a very happy girl!

Before we knew it, the time had come to move on to Phase 2: Sake Bomb Sushi! Here are a couple teasers to whet your palates for even more debauchery!

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*All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

**Each lady named herself!

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13 Responses to “Dildo Weekend, Phase 1: The Shower”

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briannie

hahah that looks like so much fun! i’m going to forward this post to my MOH for some ideas ;)

 
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Miss Peep Toe (message)  1,804 posts, Buzzing bee

Great Bach game ideas!! It looks like everyone had a BLAST!!

 
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Miss Taffy (message)  3,104 posts, Sugar bee

mmm, strawberry (penis) cupcake. This is the second cupcake I have drooled over today! I am *this close* to making my signature chocolate cherry cupcakes and eating them for dinner! ;)

The games sound great! I can’t wait to her about the rest of the night. :)

 
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frenchbulldog (message)  7,730 posts, Bee Keeper

I’m going to have to follow those active links at home, not at work ;-)

 
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Miss Crab Cake (message)  834 posts, Busy bee

Sounds like you guys had a great time, I’ll have to save those game links and send them to my bridesmaids!

 
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Miss Sushi (message)  1,479 posts, Bumble bee

Looks like everyone is having a blast!

 
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Dildo Weekend, Phase 2: Dinner and Dancing » Weddingbee » The Wedding Blog

[...] we left off after phase 1, we gals processed upstairs to find the fantastic limo I’d arranged, waiting for us to move the [...]

 
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Dildo Weekend, Phase 2: Dinner and Dancing » Weddingbee » The Wedding Blog

[...] we left off after phase 1, we gals processed upstairs to find the fantastic limo I’d arranged, waiting for us to move the [...]

 
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Chi City Meet Up » Weddingbee » The Wedding Blog

[...] care of a few wedding errands and shared their adventures with all. I can totally tell that “Dildo Weekend” was a ton of [...]

 
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aaron

The popularity of flashing novelties is greatly growing in the night parties.

 
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Frederica Bimmel

I want to smell your queefs

 
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What does your cunt smell like?

 
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Frederica Bimmel

I bet your hole smells like flowers.
Mine smells like piss and underarms.
Do you like that whore?

 

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Mrs. Meatball, Hollywood Age and Occupation: 30, Actor/Writer/Office Maven Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Actor/Writer Engagement Date: October 7, 2007 Wedding Date: May, 2009 Blogging Since: September 16, 2008 Venue: Private Garden/The Bungalow Club About Me: I love melty cheese and diet coke almost as much as I love my man. I'm from Chicago, he's from NYC, and we both miss public transit and great pizza. We have an adorable muppet dog called Paco. I'm part hippie with a healthy dash of hip hop superstar, have excessive empathy for animals, and have not one, but two bionic eyes (long story). We're broke and it ain't no joke. It can't stop us from planning the bold and whimsical wedding of our dreams, but we've had to get pretty creative to make it work, yo!

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