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Mrs. Meatball, Hollywood Age and Occupation: 30, Actor/Writer/Office Maven Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Actor/Writer Engagement Date: October 7, 2007 Wedding Date: May, 2009 Blogging Since: September 16, 2008 Venue: Private Garden/The Bungalow Club About Me: I love melty cheese and diet coke almost as much as I love my man. I'm from Chicago, he's from NYC, and we both miss public transit and great pizza. We have an adorable muppet dog called Paco. I'm part hippie with a healthy dash of hip hop superstar, have excessive empathy for animals, and have not one, but two bionic eyes (long story). We're broke and it ain't no joke. It can't stop us from planning the bold and whimsical wedding of our dreams, but we've had to get pretty creative to make it work, yo!
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A Cure for the Crack.

December 5th, 2008 @ 5:08 pm by Mrs. Meatball

Are you ready to quit the crack?

A Cure for the Crack. :  wedding hollywood Unexpec
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Cut the strings?

A Cure for the Crack. :  wedding hollywood Thongs1
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Mulch the muffin?

A Cure for the Crack. :  wedding hollywood Muffin
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While I’m *so* over low-rise pants, I have a few pairs I can’t bear to part with/afford to replace. If, like me, you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants, and pulling down your t-shirts… prepare yourselves for my latest find… My Hip-T!

A Cure for the Crack. :  wedding hollywood Solutio

I stumbled across this bad boy the other day and just had to share it. It’s just a cozy band to wear around your hips that looks like an under layer but is really just a brilliant way to “hide your assets” as they say on their website. I, for one, am sorely tempted to stock up on a few, being a girl who not only prefers to keep my muffins to myself (asitwere) but also prefers the lengthening look of a longer t-shirt.

For $15-20 each, they make a handy holiday gift for your best gals… or to yourself (that’s the best kind of gift, anyway, right?). They’re also doing free shipping Thursdays & Fridays through the 19th, and have a free giveaway once a week.

I mean, hey, it might be a nice piece of ass, but let’s just keep that between you and your shirt… m’kay?

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14 Responses to “A Cure for the Crack.”

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GoBlueBride (message)  34 posts, Newbee

Haha, Miss Meatball, you’re too funny! These look great!!! I may have to stock up on a few myself…

 
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Miss Duckling (message)  1,415 posts, Bumble bee

This is so funny. Do you think they would stretch and fall down after wearing them for awhile? It’s a good idea though!

 
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Sharmeen

I just entered their contest … this is totally awesome!

 
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GG

I work at a shoe boutique/pedicure bar, and we sell these. We have carried them for about a year. I thought they were silly at first, but they FLY off the shelves. They are good quality too, and don’t stretch out. I prefer the plain to the lacey ones, though.

 
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linda

hey! this is the belly band for maternity! I had one and loved it! It let me wear my shirts a little longer over a growing belly!

 
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Miss Crab Cake (message)  834 posts, Busy bee

Miss Meatball, I love you!! I to have a crack problem and do a lot of layering, but it’s hot in Georgia and that’s a perfect solution!!

 
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yelli

Genius! I am ordering one immediately!

 
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Lillindy (message)  7,974 posts, Bee Keeper

Yet another reason why I love you! I just may have to stock up on a few of this. Another thing that would help is if the only cute pairs of jeans in the world weren’t ultra low rise…people with booties like mine can’t live comfortably in those!

 
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Jen

That’s like the Bella Bands I wore when I was pregnant!

 
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Miss Taffy (message)  3,104 posts, Sugar bee

This is awesome! Te should make manly ones too!

 
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carly7215

I love it! I can’t tell you how many cracks I’ve seen…and I know the poor girl probably doesn’t have a clue! I’m a serial layer-er and would love to find an alternative. Great find!!

 
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Wolff2Be

What a great find! I hate the crack too! :)

 
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Anna

Wonderful find! Thanks for sharing!

 
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soontobeewed

wow……let’s get a note in the title for NSFW! While this is an interesting concept the pictures are a bit much for the workplace, I’m going to have to my reader start censoring wedding bee posts…

 

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Mrs. Meatball, Hollywood Age and Occupation: 30, Actor/Writer/Office Maven Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Actor/Writer Engagement Date: October 7, 2007 Wedding Date: May, 2009 Blogging Since: September 16, 2008 Venue: Private Garden/The Bungalow Club About Me: I love melty cheese and diet coke almost as much as I love my man. I'm from Chicago, he's from NYC, and we both miss public transit and great pizza. We have an adorable muppet dog called Paco. I'm part hippie with a healthy dash of hip hop superstar, have excessive empathy for animals, and have not one, but two bionic eyes (long story). We're broke and it ain't no joke. It can't stop us from planning the bold and whimsical wedding of our dreams, but we've had to get pretty creative to make it work, yo!

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