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Are you ready to quit the crack?
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Cut the strings?
Mulch the muffin?
While I’m *so* over low-rise pants, I have a few pairs I can’t bear to part with/afford to replace. If, like me, you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants, and pulling down your t-shirts… prepare yourselves for my latest find… My Hip-T!
I stumbled across this bad boy the other day and just had to share it. It’s just a cozy band to wear around your hips that looks like an under layer but is really just a brilliant way to “hide your assets” as they say on their website. I, for one, am sorely tempted to stock up on a few, being a girl who not only prefers to keep my muffins to myself (asitwere) but also prefers the lengthening look of a longer t-shirt.
For $15-20 each, they make a handy holiday gift for your best gals… or to yourself (that’s the best kind of gift, anyway, right?). They’re also doing free shipping Thursdays & Fridays through the 19th, and have a free giveaway once a week.
I mean, hey, it might be a nice piece of ass, but let’s just keep that between you and your shirt… m’kay?
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Haha, Miss Meatball, you’re too funny! These look great!!! I may have to stock up on a few myself…
This is so funny. Do you think they would stretch and fall down after wearing them for awhile? It’s a good idea though!
I work at a shoe boutique/pedicure bar, and we sell these. We have carried them for about a year. I thought they were silly at first, but they FLY off the shelves. They are good quality too, and don’t stretch out. I prefer the plain to the lacey ones, though.
hey! this is the belly band for maternity! I had one and loved it! It let me wear my shirts a little longer over a growing belly!
Miss Meatball, I love you!! I to have a crack problem and do a lot of layering, but it’s hot in Georgia and that’s a perfect solution!!
Genius! I am ordering one immediately!
Yet another reason why I love you! I just may have to stock up on a few of this. Another thing that would help is if the only cute pairs of jeans in the world weren’t ultra low rise…people with booties like mine can’t live comfortably in those!
That’s like the Bella Bands I wore when I was pregnant!
I love it! I can’t tell you how many cracks I’ve seen…and I know the poor girl probably doesn’t have a clue! I’m a serial layer-er and would love to find an alternative. Great find!!
What a great find! I hate the crack too! 
Wonderful find! Thanks for sharing!
wow……let’s get a note in the title for NSFW! While this is an interesting concept the pictures are a bit much for the workplace, I’m going to have to my reader start censoring wedding bee posts…
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Mrs. Meatball, Hollywood
Age and Occupation: 30, Actor/Writer/Office Maven
Fiance's Age and Occupation: 28, Actor/Writer
Engagement Date: October 7, 2007
Wedding Date: May, 2009
Blogging Since: September 16, 2008
Venue: Private Garden/The Bungalow Club
About Me: I love melty cheese and diet coke almost as much as I love my man. I'm from Chicago, he's from NYC, and we both miss public transit and great pizza. We have an adorable muppet dog called Paco. I'm part hippie with a healthy dash of hip hop superstar, have excessive empathy for animals, and have not one, but two bionic eyes (long story). We're broke and it ain't no joke. It can't stop us from planning the bold and whimsical wedding of our dreams, but we've had to get pretty creative to make it work, yo!
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